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搞笑的英文句子大全
無(wú)論是在學(xué)校還是在社會(huì)中，大家都經(jīng)常接觸到句子吧，句子能表達(dá)一個(gè)完整的意思，如告訴別人一件事情，提出一個(gè)問題，表示要求或者制止，表示某種感慨，表示對(duì)一段話的延續(xù)或省略。你所見過的句子是什么樣的呢？下面是小編為大家收集的搞笑的英文句子大全，僅供參考，歡迎大家閱讀。
搞笑的英文句子1
1、You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧。
2、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
3、A piece of cake 小菜一碟
4、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉
5、Follow one"s heart 隨心所欲
6、big one mother 大姨媽
7、Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾
8、Love who who 愛誰(shuí)誰(shuí)。
9、Walls have ears 隔墻有耳
10、You Give Me Stop! 你給我站住！
11、A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下
12、You ask me, me ask who? 你問我，我問誰(shuí)?
13、We two who and who？ 咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)啊！
14、How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
15、Adam"s apple 喉結(jié)
16、Want money no，want life one! 要錢沒有，要命一條！
17、Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成
18、A tall order 強(qiáng)人所難
19、I give you face you don’t wanna face 我給你臉你不要臉。
20、An idle youth, a needy age 少壯不努力,老大徒傷悲
21、A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把火
22、Sick as a dog 病重
23、no three no four 不三不四
24、no money no talk 沒錢免談
25、Horse horse tiger tiger 馬馬虎虎
26、you raise me up 你太抬舉我了
搞笑的英文句子2
1、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
2、Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.
母豬好，好一窩；公豬好，好一坡
3、what’s up?
你上了嗎？
4、we two who and who？
咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)阿
5、how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
6、people hate big name,pig hate big fat.
人怕出名豬怕壯
7、you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers！together up！
你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
8、you me you me
彼此彼此
9、You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站��！
10、know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之，不知為不知…
搞笑的英文句子3
1.Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡.
2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸?
3.Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.
4.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后都有一個(gè)女人，每個(gè)不成功男人的背后都有兩個(gè)女人。
5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
6.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來.
7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚（聯(lián)系）.
8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng).
10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩.
11."Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來",所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧.
12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來.
13."Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!"不過我不會(huì)用自己去證明.
14."Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作.
15.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的.是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
16.When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個(gè)人才是!
17.A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)，但并不妨礙你盡情地觀看.
18.Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學(xué)的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘記的越多, 忘記的越多；知道的越少, 為什么學(xué)來著?!
搞笑的英文句子4
1．Always margin of shallow How deep.
向來緣淺，奈何情深。
2．What did you do my desertion, became her heroes.
你做了我的逃兵，卻成了她的蓋世英雄.
3．I like you,but just like you.
縱然萬(wàn)劫不復(fù)，縱然相思入骨，我依然待你眉眼如初，歲月如故。
4．I have been in, but you turned around.
我一直都在，只差你一個(gè)轉(zhuǎn)身。
5．To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world .
對(duì)于世界而言，你是一個(gè)人；但是對(duì)于某個(gè)人，你是他的整個(gè)世界．
6．You are my first,you are my last.
在你之前不曾有，在你之后不再有。
7．I have passed your heart, not I don't want to stay, but you would not shelter.
我曾路過你的'心，不是我不想停留，而是你不肯收留。
8．Nevermind,I will find someone like you.
沒關(guān)系，我會(huì)找到某個(gè)像你的他。
9．You gave me the warm, anyone will not be replaced.
你曾給我的溫暖，任何一個(gè)人都將無(wú)法代替。
10．I want to be your sun around you.
我想做你的太陽(yáng)陪伴在你身旁。
11．You are my sunshine , Is my distant light.
你是我的太陽(yáng)，是我遙不可及的光。
12．Without you my days are nights.
沒有你，我的白晝成了黑夜。
13．I'm to blame too deep into the play End is a person.
怪我入戲太深，結(jié)局卻一個(gè)人。
14．I love you like a joke.
我愛你像個(gè)笑話。
15．As long as it is a comedy, I’d rather cry during the process.
只要是個(gè)喜劇收?qǐng)�，過程你讓我怎么哭都行。
16．Sometimes you have to be your own hero.
有時(shí)候，你必須做自己的英雄。
17．I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
我愛你不是因?yàn)槟闶钦l(shuí)，而是我在你面前可以是誰(shuí)。
18．The time that you are my most fatal.
時(shí)光深知，你是我最致命的愛人。
19．To give up all of your favor only for waiting for you an uncer.
放棄所有青睞，只為等你一個(gè)不確定的未來。
20．Every careless and inattentive person has his past being careful and attentive for someone.
哪個(gè)沒心沒肺的人，沒有一段為某人掏心掏肺的曾經(jīng)。
21．The most hasty steps often take the most beautiful scenery.
走得最急時(shí)，往往錯(cuò)過最美的風(fēng)景。
22．Love makes man grow up or sink down.
愛情，要么讓人成熟，要么讓人墮落。
23．The best way to get over someone,is to get under someone else.
忘記某個(gè)人最好的方法，就是喜歡上其他人。
24．I am a slow walker,but I never walk backwards.
我走得很慢，但是我從來不會(huì)后退。
搞笑的英文句子5
1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it"s the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去為之工作,為之戰(zhàn)斗,為之犧牲的東西,因?yàn)樗俏ㄒ挥篮愕臇|西。
《Gone with The Wind亂世佳人》
2.I figure life is a gift and I don"t intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you"re going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.我覺得生命是一份禮物,我不想浪費(fèi)它,你不會(huì)知道下一手牌會(huì)是什么,要學(xué)會(huì)接受生活
《TITANIC泰坦尼克號(hào)》
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
希望是一個(gè)好東西,也許是最好的,好東西是不會(huì)消亡的。
《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救贖》
4.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you"re gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，結(jié)果往往出人意料。
《Forrest Gump阿甘正傳》
5. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it.對(duì)，過去是痛楚的，但我認(rèn)為你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它學(xué)習(xí)。
《The Lion King獅子王》
6.When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable
to grieve when it comes to an end.
當(dāng)生活給了你一個(gè)遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)超過你期望的美夢(mèng)，那么，當(dāng)這一期結(jié)束時(shí)，也就沒有理由再去傷心。
《 The twilight saga》暮光之城
7.Roman Pearce: from trailer This just went from Mission: Impossible to Mission: In-freaking-sanity. Dominic Toretto: from trailer One last job, then we disappear forever
這只是從使命：不可能的'使命：在freaking的神智。最后一個(gè)作業(yè)，那么我們就永遠(yuǎn)消失。
《The Fast and the Furious》速度與激情
8. I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up
我從你眼中能看到，你就像一個(gè)想要從夢(mèng)境中醒來的人。
《The Matrix》黑客帝國(guó)
9.The everyone is I, I is an everyone.
人人為我,我為人人.
10.The world is a fine place and worth fighting for, I believe the second part.
這個(gè)世界如此美好，值得人們?yōu)橹畩^斗，但我只信后半部分。
搞笑的英文句子6
1.He mountains and rivers are far and wide。No one is you，no one is not you。
2. I Know I'll meet someone better，but I justwant you.
3. I love you not because of who you are，but because of who I am when I am with you.
4.You are pretty much the only thing that makes me want to get up in the morning.
5.At the moment I miss you very much，please carefully take care of yourself for me.
6.No matter theending is perfect or not, you cannot disappearfrommy world.
7.Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning.
8. A million times over, I will always choose you.
9. It's nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
10. There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning：my alarm clock andyou。
11. Once we dreamt that we were strangers. We wake up to find that we were dear to each other.
12.Every morning to see the sun would like to see you.
13.You are my greatest surprise when Im hopeless.
14.Don't ever say you're lonely. Just lay your problems on me.
15. It's nothing special，just want to hear your voice.
16. You are my little world and my miss.
17.No matter theending is perfect or not，you cannot disappearfrommy world.
18. A million times over，I will always choose you.
搞笑的英文句子7
1、Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.
愛是長(zhǎng)在我們心里的藤蔓。
2、And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes heaven drowsy with the harmony. --Shakespeare
當(dāng)愛說話時(shí)，眾神的聲音是蒼天沉浸在和諧的靜寂中。--莎士比亞
3、The darkneis no darknewith thee.
有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。
4、Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
愛情是生活最好的提神劑。
5、Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.
無(wú)論你身在何處，無(wú)論你為何忙碌，我都會(huì)在此守候。
6、If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
假如每次想起你我都會(huì)得到一朵鮮花，那么我將永遠(yuǎn)在花叢中徜徉。
7、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會(huì)讓你哭泣。
8、Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因?yàn)榻Y(jié)束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經(jīng)擁有。
9、If I know what love is, it is because of you.
因?yàn)槟悖叶昧藧邸?/p>
10、I'll think of you every step of the way.
我會(huì)想你，在漫漫長(zhǎng)路的每一步。
11、At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
每一個(gè)沐浴在愛河中的人都是詩(shī)人。
12、Passionate love is a quenchlethirst.
熱烈的愛情是不可抑制的.渴望。
13、The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.
在這個(gè)世界上，男人最珍貴的財(cái)產(chǎn)就是一個(gè)女人的心。
14、If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.
如果沒有相等的愛，那就讓我愛多一些吧。
15、Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要著急，最好的總會(huì)在最不經(jīng)意的時(shí)候出現(xiàn)。
16、Love never dies.
愛情永不死。
17、Distance makes the hearts grow fonder.
距離使兩顆心靠得更近。
18、We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
如果沒有人愛我們，我們也就不會(huì)再愛自己了。
19、Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.
愛情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜歡飛到哪里，就把歡樂帶到哪里。
20、Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.
有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
21、Where there is great love,there are always miracles.
哪里有真愛存在，哪里就有奇跡。
22、Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me.
看看我的眼睛，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)你對(duì)我而言意味著什么。
23、I need him like I need the air to breathe.
我需要他，正如我需要呼吸空氣。
搞笑的英文句子8
1、Don"t cry because it is over,smile because it happened.
不要因?yàn)榻Y(jié)束而哭泣，微笑吧！為你的曾經(jīng)擁有。
2、唉，該怎么辦，到底該怎么辦呢？
oh what to do, what to dooo?
3、我受夠了。
i’m fed up.
4、其實(shí)一點(diǎn)小事就讓你一天都郁悶難當(dāng)。
it doesn’t take much to bring on a blue day.
5、你的老板對(duì)你百般挑剔，
your boss is picking on you,
6、也許只是一覺醒來，沒有感覺到或者看到自己最棒的一面，
you might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,
7、發(fā)現(xiàn)自己又多了幾條皺紋，又重了幾斤，或是鼻子上冒出了一個(gè)大包。
find some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose.
8、我今天感覺很沮喪。
i’m frustrated today.
9、這的.確很蠢， 因?yàn)槟阒荒苣贻p一次，而且絕對(duì)不可能老兩次。
this is crazy, because you’re only young once and you’re never
10、你可能忘記了約會(huì)對(duì)象的名字，或是有張可笑的照片被登出來。
you could forget your date’s name or have an embarrassing photograph published.
11、你根本無(wú)法振作起來。
you can’t rise to the occasion.
搞笑的英文句子9
1、Progreis the activity of today and the assurance of tomorrow.（Emerson, American thinker ）
進(jìn)步是今天的活動(dòng)、明天的保證。（美國(guó)思想家·默生）
2、Patience is bitter,but its fruit is sweet.（Jean Jacques Rousseau,French thinker）
忍耐是痛苦的，但它的果實(shí)是甜蜜的。（法國(guó)思想家·盧梭 J. J.）
3、Genius only means hardworking all one's life.（Mendeleyer,Russian Chemist）
天才只意味著終身不懈的努力。（俄國(guó)化學(xué)家·門捷列耶夫）
4、Leave behind a clean world for future generations.
留給下一代一個(gè)清潔的'地球。
5、Knowledge is power.
知識(shí)就是力量。
6、I know that my future is not just a dream.
我知道我的未來不是夢(mèng)。
7、I have nothing to offer but blood,toil tears and swe at.（Winston Churchill,British Politician）
我所能奉獻(xiàn)的沒有其它，只有熱血、辛勞、眼淚與汗水。（英國(guó)政治家 丘吉爾。W.）
8、Never say die.
永不放棄。
9、Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.（Jean Jacques Rousseau,French thinker）
忍耐是痛苦的，但它的果實(shí)是甜蜜的。
10、Money doesn't grow on trees.
錢不是從天上掉下來的。
11、Nothing in the world is difficult if you put your heart into it.
世上無(wú)難事，只怕有心人。
12、Our destiny offers not the cup of despair , but the chalice of opportunity.（Richard Nixon, American President ）
命運(yùn)給予我們的不是失望之酒，而是機(jī)會(huì)之杯。（美國(guó)總統(tǒng) 尼克松。R.）
13、The world can be changed by man's endeavor,and that this endeavor can lead to something new and better.No man can sever the bonds that unite him to his society simply by averting his eyes.He must ever be receptive and sensitive to the new;and have sufficient courage and skill to novel facts and to deal with them.（Franklin Roosevelt,American President）
人經(jīng)過努力可以改變世界，這種努力可以使人類達(dá)到新的、更美好的境界。沒有人僅憑閉目、不看社會(huì)現(xiàn)實(shí)就能割斷自己與社會(huì)的聯(lián)系。他必須敏感，隨時(shí)準(zhǔn)備接受新鮮事物；他必須有勇氣與能力去面對(duì)新的事實(shí)，解決新問題。
14、good advice is beyond all price.
忠告是無(wú)價(jià)寶。
搞笑的英文句子10
1、我甚至連他的一張照片都沒有，他只活在我的記憶里。
I don't even have a picture of him. He lives in my memory.
2、你口中的風(fēng)景我都覺得好美麗，那是因?yàn)槲蚁矚g你。
I think the scenery in your mouth is beautiful because I like you.
3、讓你病的人，給不了你藥；給你藥的人，舍不得你病。
People who make you sick can't give you medicine; The person who gives you the medicine is reluctant to let you get sick.
4、在日落的600秒里心動(dòng)，在落日天氣想起你。
In the sunset of 600 seconds heart, in the sunset weather think of you.
5、做一個(gè)比昨天更好的人，是給自己最好的禮物。
To be a better person than yesterday is the best gift for yourself.
6、你越潔身自好，他越五迷三道，畢竟越得不到的，才越想要。
The more clean you are, the more he is obsessed with three ways. After all, the less you get, the more you want.
7、你真好，我真愛你。可惜我不是詩(shī)人，說不出更動(dòng)聽的話了！
It's very kind of you. I really love you. It's a pity that I'm not a poet. I can't say anything more beautiful!
8、只要你需要，我就在這里。
I'll be here as long as you need me.
9、老子不管她以前是做什么的，老子只管她以后是做什么的`。
I don't care what she used to do, I only care what she will do in the future.
10、希望有個(gè)人對(duì)我說，你不用刻意改變什么，我來適應(yīng)你就好了。
I hope someone said to me, you don't need to change anything, I'll adapt to you.
11、剛剛喝了檸檬水，很酸，我不喜歡。
I just drank lemonade. It's very sour. I don't like it.
12、柴、米、油、鹽、醬、我、茶。
Wood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, me, tea.
13、我希望，沒見過你，可是不行。
I hope I haven't met you, but I can't.
14、每一個(gè)想法都有它存在的意義，時(shí)間是睿智的老人。
Every idea has its meaning. Time is a wise old man.
15、一個(gè)轉(zhuǎn)身，二個(gè)世界。
One turn, two worlds.
16、任憑弱水三千，我只取一瓢飲。
No matter how weak the water is, I'll take only one scoop to drink.
17、如果愛情太難，我祝各位有錢。
If love is too hard, I wish you all money.
18、你總是擔(dān)心失去誰(shuí)，可誰(shuí)又擔(dān)心失去你。
You always worry about losing someone, but who worries about losing you.
19、我現(xiàn)在不壞了，我有了良心。我的良心就是你。
I'm not bad now. I have a conscience. My conscience is you.
20、慢慢懂得痛，慢慢明白所有，慢慢留下了眼淚。
Slowly understand the pain, slowly understand all, slowly left tears.
21、好好相遇，好好告別。
Good meeting, good farewell.
22、人生就是要和對(duì)的人，以大家都舒服的方式，一起度過。
Life is to spend with the right people in a comfortable way.
23、選在你愛的日落，合拍我們握緊的手。
In the sunset you love, we hold hands together.
24、喜歡，是瞬間的一眼淪陷。而愛，是一輩子的執(zhí)念。
Like, is a moment of fall. And love is a lifelong obsession.
25、平生不會(huì)相思，才會(huì)相思，便害相思。
Life will not be Acacia, Acacia will harm Acacia.
26、走近你，就走近痛苦。遠(yuǎn)離你，就遠(yuǎn)離幸福。
Close to you, close to pain. Far away from you, far away from happiness.
27、喜歡就會(huì)放肆，但愛就是克制。
To like someone is to run wild, but to love someone is to restrain.
28、怪我藏不住喜歡，黑眼圈都在對(duì)你表白。
Blame me can't hide like, black eye circles are confessing to you.
29、今生唯一的吝嗇，就是你是我的。
The only stinginess in this life is that you are mine.
30、把那誓言輕輕戴在你的手指，從此兩個(gè)人生生世世。
Put that oath on your fingers, and from then on two people will live forever.
31、你也曾有一秒愛過我，也曾有一秒為我心動(dòng)。
You've loved me for a second, and you've moved for me for a second.
32、最好的感覺，是有人懂你的欲言又止。
The best feeling is that someone understands what you want to say.
33、你如果認(rèn)識(shí)從前的我，也許你會(huì)原諒現(xiàn)在的我。
If you know me before, maybe you will forgive me now.
34、愛和依賴是有區(qū)別的，依賴是離不開，而愛是不離開。
There is a difference between love and dependence. Dependence is inseparable, while love is inseparable.
35、愛就像等公交，只有耐心才能等到幸福。
Love is like waiting for the bus, only patience can wait for happiness.
36、喜歡是放肆，愛是克制。相遇是矜持，相處是忍耐。
Like is presumptuous, love is restrained. Meet is reserved, get along with is patient.
37、愛不是你期待得到什么，而是你期待給予什么，這就是一切。
Love is not what you expect, but what you expect to give. That's all.
38、把手放開，不是不愛，而是把愛藏在心中。
Let go of your hand. It's not that you don't love, but that you hide your love in your heart.
39、你這年齡，風(fēng)月都好看，愛恨都浪漫。
At your age, you are beautiful and romantic.
40、第一眼見到他，我就瘋狂地愛上了他。
The first time I saw him, I fell madly in love with him.
41、連吃醋的資格都沒有，你難過個(gè)什么勁。
You don't even have the qualification to be jealous.
42、他身上有光，有光而不耀，和光同塵。
He has light in his body. He has light but does not shine.
43、你要吃餃子不，我這配料都有了。
You want dumplings? No, I have all the ingredients.
44、你若沒有身份，連吃醋都要把握好分寸。
If you don't have the status, even if you are jealous, you should have a good sense of propriety.
45、別去打擾那些，每次很久都不回你消息的人。
Don't disturb those who don't return your message for a long time.
46、被窩是儲(chǔ)存好夢(mèng)的地方，而我的好夢(mèng)是你。
Quilt is the place to store good dreams, and my good dream is you.
47、你不要說兩次，說兩次我就相信了。
Don't say it twice, I believe it.
48、如果你給我的，和你給別人的是一樣的，那我就不要了。
If what you give to me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.
49、最美的相遇，不言過往，最好的離別，不問歸期。
The most beautiful encounter, do not say the past, the best departure, do not ask the return date.
50、一想起你，我這張丑臉上就泛起微笑。
I smile when I think of you.
51、錯(cuò)把陳醋當(dāng)成墨，寫盡半生紙上酸。
Mistake the vinegar as ink, write half of the acid on the paper.
52、時(shí)間的絕情之處是，它讓你熬到真相，卻不給你任何補(bǔ)償。
The heartlessness of time is that it allows you to endure to the truth, but does not give you any compensation.
53、有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。
With you, darkness is no longer darkness.
54、歲月為筆，相思為墨，字里行間全是你。
Years for the pen, Acacia for ink, between the lines are you.
55、就算沒有人對(duì)你說晚安，你也要安心的入睡。
Even if no one says good night to you, you have to sleep at ease.
56、繁華落后，只是一句孤獨(dú)。
Prosperous and backward, just a lonely sentence.
57、沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會(huì)讓你哭泣。
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
58、愛最大的苦惱在于你讓我得病，可你又是我的藥。
The biggest trouble of love is that you make me sick, but you are my medicine.
59、我今天吃了醋溜土豆絲，沒有土豆絲，沒有溜。
I had vinegar sliced potatoes today, no sliced potatoes, no sliced potatoes.
60、抓住了手就別放，愛對(duì)了人就走下去。
Don't let go when you hold your hand. Go on when you love the right person.
61、不幸的愛情大多雷同，幸福的愛情各有千秋。
Unfortunately, most of the same love, happy love has its own merits.
62、哪個(gè)少年不多情，哪個(gè)少女不懷春。
Which youth is not affectionate, which girl is not nostalgic.
63、吾酸，酸的一批。
I'm sour, sour batch.
64、我們放下自尊，放下驕傲，放下任性，只因我們放不下一個(gè)人。
We put down self-esteem, pride and willfulness, just because we can't put down one person.
65、我不喜歡你待我太好，我無(wú)法無(wú)天起來，那就沒人管了。
I don't like that you treat me too well. If I get up lawlessly, no one will take care of me.
66、煙我可以戒，但是唯獨(dú)你我戒不掉。
I can quit smoking, but only you and I can't.
67、遇見你之前，我沒想過結(jié)婚，遇見你之后，結(jié)婚我沒想過別人。
Before I met you, I didn't want to get married. After I met you, I didn't want to get married.
68、與你共度的時(shí)光，多久都不足夠。
I don't spend enough time with you.
69、若愛，請(qǐng)深愛；如棄，請(qǐng)徹底。曖昧，傷人傷己。
If you love, please love deeply; If you abandon it, please do it thoroughly. Ambiguous, hurt others and hurt yourself.
70、因?yàn)槭悄�，所以我愿意�?/p>
Because it's you, so I'd like to.
71、我見山不是山，見海不是海，你知道的，我想見你。
I see the mountain is not the mountain, see the sea is not the sea, you know, I want to see you.
72、一個(gè)人時(shí)，善待自己；兩個(gè)人時(shí)，善待對(duì)方。
When you are alone, treat yourself well; When two people are together, be kind to each other.
73、莫失莫忘，不離不棄。
Never forget, never leave.
74、生活的不確定性，正是我們希望的來源。
The uncertainty of life is the source of our hope.
75、有些事，一轉(zhuǎn)身就是一輩子。
Some things, a turn is a lifetime.
76、我喜歡你，勝于昨日，略匱明朝。
I like you more than yesterday, just like the Ming Dynasty.
77、遇見你，是我最美的邂逅。
Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter.
78、懼怕愛意味著對(duì)生命的恐懼，而懼怕生命的人是一半的僵尸。
Fear of love means fear of life, and people who fear life are half zombies.
79、我想吃酸白菜，沒有白菜的那種。
I want to eat sour cabbage, the one without cabbage.
80、她們都是你漫漫長(zhǎng)路上，只配錯(cuò)過的好姑娘。
They are all the good girls you should miss on your long journey.
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