英文腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎附答案（精選500個(gè)）

　　腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎分類廣泛，包括經(jīng)典類，益智類，搞笑類，諷刺類，數(shù)學(xué)類，成人類，英語(yǔ)類，整人類，冷笑話類等等。還記得都學(xué)過(guò)哪些腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎嗎？下面是小編幫大家整理的英文腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎附答案，供大家參考借鑒，希望可以幫助到有需要的朋友。

　　1、Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?Mom is closer, because dad is farther．

　　爸爸和媽媽誰(shuí)和你更親？媽媽更親,因?yàn)榘职指�遠(yuǎn)。father父親,音似farther更遠(yuǎn)

　　2、How many feet are there in a yard?It depends on how many people stand in the yard．

　　一碼有多少英尺？這要看院子里站了多少人。

　　3、What clothing is always sad?Blue Jeans．

　　什么衣服總是傷感的？藍(lán)色牛仔服。

　　4、How many legs do horses have?ix legs--forelegs in front and two in back．

　　馬有幾條腿？有六條腿,前面有前腿,后面有兩條腿

　　5、What fruit is never found singly?A pear．

　　什么水果永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)是單個(gè)的？是梨。音似 pair n．一對(duì)

　　6、Does any child like going to school?Every child likes going to school．Most of them justhate staying there before going home．

　　有沒(méi)有小孩子喜歡上學(xué)？每個(gè)孩子都喜歡去學(xué)校,大部分的孩子只不過(guò)不喜歡在回家之前呆在那兒罷了。

　　7、Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?They make a little food go a long wag．

　　為什么養(yǎng)長(zhǎng)頸鹿最不花錢？因?yàn)樗鼈儾弊娱L(zhǎng),一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)食物都要走很長(zhǎng)的路才能咽下去。

　　8、How can you make the door last?Make other things first．

　　怎樣能使門經(jīng)久耐用？先做其他的東西。

　　9、Whats the most difficult train to catch?The 12:50 train, because its ten to one if you catch it．

　　趕什么火車最不容易？是12點(diǎn)50分的火車,因?yàn)橼s上它只有10比1的概率。

　　10、Why do people go to bed?Because the bed wont come to us．

　　人們?yōu)槭裁此�覺(jué)？因?yàn)榇膊粫?huì)走向我們。

　　11、What letter do most people fear most?The letter E, because its the end of life．

　　大多數(shù)人最害怕什么字母？是字母E,因?yàn)樗�是“l(fā)ife”這個(gè)單詞末尾的字母。“Its the end of life.”另一種理解是：它是生命的結(jié)束。

　　12、What two words contain thousands of letters?Post Office.

　　哪兩個(gè)單詞包含了所有的字母？郵局。

　　13、Whats the smallest room in the World?A mushroom.

　　世界上什么房間最�。渴悄⒐�。

　　14、What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?“Youre too young to smoke．”

　　工作時(shí)囪對(duì)小煙囪說(shuō)些什么？“你還年輕,不該抽煙。”

　　15、How long is a shoe, usually?A little more than a foot long．

　　一般鞋有多長(zhǎng)？　一英尺多一點(diǎn)。

　　16、Which can move faster, heat or cold?Heat, because you can catch cold．

　　冷和熱誰(shuí)跑得快？　熱跑得快,因?yàn)槟阕返蒙侠洹?/p>

　　17、What large instrument do you carry in your ears? Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

　　你耳朵里裝的是什么大樂(lè)器?答案:鼓膜

　　18、Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret.

　　什么東西一個(gè)人吃太多，兩個(gè)人吃剛剛好，三個(gè)人卻什么都不吃?答案:一個(gè)秘密。

　　19、What person tried to make you smile most of the time?A photographer.

　　什么人總是試圖讓你微笑?答案:攝影師。

　　20、What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? 答案：An echo.(回聲)

　　什么東西沒(méi)有耳朵也能聽(tīng)到你的聲音，沒(méi)有嘴巴也能回答你?答案:回聲

　　21、Why is writing called handwriting? 答案：If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

　　為什么書寫被稱為筆跡?答案:如果人們用腳寫字，我們就得叫它“腳寫”了。

　　22、If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do? 答案：Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

　　如果世界上只有三個(gè)女孩，你認(rèn)為她們會(huì)做什么?答案:其中兩個(gè)人會(huì)聚在一起談?wù)摿硪粋�(gè)人。

　　23、When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? 答案：When you have a hole in your pocket.

　　什么時(shí)候你的口袋空了還能裝東西?答案:當(dāng)你口袋里有個(gè)洞的時(shí)候。

　　24、The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it? 答案：Darkness.

　　它越大，越不容易被看到。這是什么?答案:黑暗。

　　25、The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I? 答案：A hole.

　　你拿走的越多，我變得越強(qiáng)大。我是什么?答案:一個(gè)洞。

　　26、Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life? 答案：A priest.(牧師)

　　誰(shuí)可能娶了許多妻子卻一輩子單身?答案:牧師

　　27、Where can happiness always be found?In the dictionary.

　　哪里總能找到幸福?在字典里。

　　28、What is higher without a head than with a head?A pillow.(枕頭)

　　什么東西無(wú)頭比有頭高?枕頭

　　29、Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?答案：He cant read.

　　你為什么不登廣告尋找你丟失的狗呢?答案:他不識(shí)字。

　　30、On which side does a bird have the most feathers?The outside.

　　鳥(niǎo)的哪一邊羽毛最多?外面的。

　　31、What is never used until its broken? 答案：An egg.

　　什么東西壞了才用?答案:雞蛋。

　　32、Whats a skeleton?(骨架) 答案：Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

　　什么是骨骼?(骨架)答案:就是很多沒(méi)有人的骨頭!

　　33、What is dark but made by light? 答案：A shadow.

　　什么東西是黑暗的，卻由光構(gòu)成?答案:影子。

　　34、What can you break with only one word? 答案：Silence.

　　什么東西只用一個(gè)詞就能打破?答案:安靜。

　　35、What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? 答案：The light.

　　什么東西不管你把它撲滅多少次都呆在室內(nèi)?答案:光。

　　36、A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why? 答案：Because the truck driver was walking.

　　一個(gè)警察看到一個(gè)卡車司機(jī)在單行道上逆行，但沒(méi)有給他開(kāi)罰單。為什么?答案:因?yàn)榭ㄜ囁緳C(jī)在走路。

　　37、Where can milk be best stored? 答案：In a cow.

　　牛奶最好儲(chǔ)存在哪里?答案:在奶牛里。

　　38、Which can move faster, heat or cold? 答案：Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

　　冷熱哪個(gè)運(yùn)動(dòng)得更快?答案:熱，因?yàn)槟愫苋菀赘忻啊?/p>

　　39、Whats the hardest thing about learning skating? 答案：The ice.

　　學(xué)滑冰最難的是什么?答案:冰。

　　40、What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? 答案：A map.

　　什么城市沒(méi)有房子，河流沒(méi)有水，森林沒(méi)有樹(shù)?答案:地圖。

　　41、What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? 答案：The temperature.

　　什么東西可以測(cè)量，但沒(méi)有長(zhǎng)度、寬度和厚度?答案:溫度。

　　42、為什么有的果樹(shù)生長(zhǎng)十幾年也不接一個(gè)蘋果？答案：那不是一顆蘋果樹(shù)

　　Why do some fruit trees grow for more than ten years without picking an apple? Answer: Thats not an apple tree

　　43、藍(lán)色的筆能寫出紅字嗎？答案：寫個(gè)紅字當(dāng)然可以

　　Can a blue pen write red letters? Answer: Writing a red letter is certainly possible

　　44、黑人和白人生下的嬰兒，牙齒是什么顏色的。答案：嬰兒還沒(méi)有長(zhǎng)牙齒

　　What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people. Answer: The baby has not yet grown teeth

　　45、一次考試中，一對(duì)同桌交了一模一樣的考卷，但老師認(rèn)為他們肯定沒(méi)有作弊，這是為什么？答案：都是白卷

　　In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in identical examination papers, but the teacher thought that they certainly did not cheat. Why? Answer: They are all white papers

　　46、小花站起來(lái)同飯桌一樣高，兩年之后，反而在桌子下活動(dòng)自如，為什么？答案：小花是一條狗

　　Xiaohua stands as tall as the dining table, but after two years, she can move freely under the table. Why? Answer: Xiaohua is a dog

　　47、幼兒園放學(xué)了，但卻沒(méi)有一個(gè)小朋友從大門出去，是怎么回事呢？答案：大門正在檢修，請(qǐng)走測(cè)門

　　The kindergarten has finished school, but no child has left through the gate. Whats going on? Answer: The gate is currently under maintenance, please proceed to test the gate

　　48、北京王府井步行街上來(lái)往最多的是什么人？答案：行人

　　Who are the people who come and go the most on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing? Answer: Pedestrians

　　49、小杰在教室外撿到一只皮夾，為什么不交到老師那里？答案：是自己的

　　Xiaojie found a wallet outside the classroom, why didnt he hand it over to the teacher? Answer: Its my own

　　50、明明是個(gè)近視眼，也是個(gè)出名的饞小子，在他面前放一堆書，書后放一個(gè)蘋果，你說(shuō)他會(huì)先看什么？答案：什么都看不見(jiàn)

　　Although he is nearsighted, he is also a famous gluttonous kid. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the book. What do you think he will read first? Answer: I cant see anything

　　51、上課鈴聲東響了，卻沒(méi)有一個(gè)同學(xué)在教室里，怎么回事？答案：上的是體育課

　　The class bell rang in the east, but there were no students in the classroom. Whats going on? Answer: I attended physical education class

　　52、大龍家今晚的電視為什么只有圖像，沒(méi)有聲音？答案：上演的是啞劇

　　Why does Dalongs TV tonight only have images and no sound? Answer: The performance is a mime

　　53、幾個(gè)學(xué)生排隊(duì)上校車。4個(gè)學(xué)生的前面有4個(gè)學(xué)生，4個(gè)學(xué)生的后面有4個(gè)學(xué)生，4個(gè)學(xué)生的中間也有4個(gè)學(xué)生。請(qǐng)問(wèn)一共有幾個(gè)學(xué)生？答案：8個(gè)

　　Several students lined up to board the school bus. There are 4 students in front of 4 students, 4 students behind 4 students, and 4 students in the middle of 4 students. How many students are there in total? Answer: 8

　　54、臺(tái)北車站前面是忠孝西路，請(qǐng)問(wèn)左右兩邊是什么路？答案：柏油路馬路。

　　In front of Taipei Station is Zhongxiao West Road. May I ask which roads are on both sides? Answer: Asphalt road.

　　55、世上什么東西比天更高？答案：心比天高

　　What is higher than heaven in the world? Answer: Heart is higher than the sky

　　56、有一匹馬，它向南走5步，向北走3步，又向西跑了10步，請(qǐng)問(wèn)最后它的尾巴朝什么地方？答案：朝地

　　There is a horse that goes 5 steps south, 3 steps north, and then 10 steps west. Where does its tail end up? Answer: Facing the ground

　　57、為了怕身材走樣，結(jié)婚后不生孩子的美女怎么稱呼？答案：絕代佳人

　　What do you call a beautiful woman who doesnt have children after getting married in order to avoid losing her figure? Answer: A peerless beauty

　　58、什么書買不到？答案：遺書

　　What book cant be bought? Answer: Testament

　　59、這個(gè)東東，左看像電燈，右看也像電燈，和電燈沒(méi)什么兩樣。但它就是不會(huì)亮，這是啥東東呢？答案：壞掉的電燈

　　This thing looks like an electric light to the left and also like an electric light to the right, not much different from an electric light. But it just wont light up, what is this thing? Answer: A broken light bulb

　　60、老李剛理完發(fā)，便要求理發(fā)師將他的頭發(fā)“中分”，理發(fā)師卻說(shuō)做不到，為什么？答案：理發(fā)師給老他剃了光頭

　　As soon as Lao Li finished getting his hair cut, he asked the barber to "split his hair in the middle", but the barber said he couldnt do it. Why? Answer: The barber shaved the old mans head

　　61、大家都不想得到的是什么？答案：得病

　　What is it that nobody wants? Answer: Getting sick

　　62、小李昨天在客戶面前罵總經(jīng)理是笨蛋，結(jié)果小李被開(kāi)除了，為什么？答案：因?yàn)樾±钚孤读斯�司的最高機(jī)密

　　Yesterday, Xiao Li called the general manager a fool in front of a client, and as a result, Xiao Li was fired. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Li leaked the companys top secret

　　63、為什么警察要系白皮帶？答案：不系皮帶褲子會(huì)掉下來(lái)

　　Why do police officers wear white belts? Answer: If you dont fasten your belt, your pants will fall off

　　64、地球上什么東西每天要走的距離最遠(yuǎn)？ 答案：地球（地球每天自轉(zhuǎn)一周為四百萬(wàn)公里）

　　What on Earth has to travel the farthest distance every day? Answer: Earth (the Earth rotates once a day for four million kilometers)

　　65、什么東西人們都不喜歡吃？ 答案：吃虧

　　What do people not like to eat? Answer: Losing money

　　66、小涵的媽媽熨燙衣服，一件衣服要五分鐘，一條褲子要三分鐘，現(xiàn)在有三件小衣服，一條褲子，小涵的媽媽要幾分鐘才能全部熨燙完？答案：18分鐘

　　Xiaohans mother ironed clothes in five minutes for one piece of clothing and three minutes for one pair of pants. Now there are three pieces of clothing and one pair of pants, how many minutes does Xiaohans mother need to iron them all? Answer: 18 minutes

　　67、為什么好馬不吃回頭草？答案：后面的草全吃沒(méi)了。

　　Why dont good horses eat weeds? Answer: All the grass behind is gone.

　　68、我不會(huì)輕功，反一只腳搭在雞蛋上，雞蛋卻不會(huì)破，這是為什么？答案：另一只腳站在地上

　　I dont know how to use lightness skills. I put one foot on an egg, but the egg doesnt break. Why is that? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground

　　69、為什么黑人喜歡吃白色巧克力？答案： 害怕咬到自己的手

　　Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: Afraid of biting your own hand

　　70、有兩個(gè)面的盒子嗎？ 答案： 有！里面和外面

　　Is there a box with two sides? Answer: Yes! Inside and outside

　　71、大象為什么會(huì)有那么長(zhǎng)的鼻子？答案：他愛(ài)說(shuō)謊

　　Why do elephants have such long trunks? Answer: He loves to lie

　　72、在一次監(jiān)察嚴(yán)密的考試中，有兩個(gè)學(xué)生交了一模一樣的考卷。主考官發(fā)現(xiàn)后，卻并沒(méi)有認(rèn)為他們作弊，這是什么原因？答案：二張考卷交得都是白卷

　　In a closely monitored examination, two students handed in identical examination papers. What is the reason why the examiner did not consider them cheating after discovering it? Answer: Both exam papers were submitted as blank papers

　　73、有賣的，沒(méi)買的，每天賣了不少的答案：門坎

　　What sells, what doesnt buy, sells a lot every day. Answer: Threshold

　　74、每對(duì)夫妻在生活中都有一個(gè)絕對(duì)的共同點(diǎn)，那是什么？答案：就是同年同月同日結(jié)婚

　　What is the absolute commonality between every couple in life? Answer: It means getting married on the same day of the same year, month, and month

　　75、查理為什么說(shuō)他的家是湊起來(lái)的答案：因?yàn)榘职謰寢尯筒槔矸謩e出生于不同的地方。

　　Why does Charlie say his home is made up? Answer: Because his parents and Charlie were born in different places.

　　76、阿呆開(kāi)車去動(dòng)物園玩，動(dòng)物園很近，他的路并沒(méi)有走錯(cuò)，為何卻總到不了目的地？答案：早開(kāi)過(guò)了

　　Dumb drove to the zoo to play. The zoo was very close, and he didnt take the wrong route. Why cant he always reach his destination? Answer: It has already been opened

　　77、小明有很厲害的胃病，可他每天總往牙科跑，這是為什么？答案：小明是牙科醫(yī)生

　　Xiao Ming has a severe stomach disease, but he always runs to the dentist every day. Why is that? Answer: Xiaoming is a dentist

　　78、在一間房子里，有油燈，暖爐及壁爐�，F(xiàn)在，想要將三個(gè)器具點(diǎn)燃，可是你只有一根火柴。請(qǐng)問(wèn)首先應(yīng)該點(diǎn)哪一樣？ 答案：火柴

　　In a room, there are oil lamps, heaters, and fireplaces. Now, you want to light three utensils, but you only have one match. May I ask which one to order first? Answer: Matches

　　79、什么人騙別人也騙自己？答案：騙子

　　Who deceives others and also deceives themselves? Answer: Scammers

　　80、平時(shí)吃晚飯都是爸爸洗碗，可今天爸爸為什么吃完飯卻不洗碗？答案：今天在飯館里吃的飯

　　Usually, my dad washes the dishes for dinner, but why didnt he wash the dishes after finishing his meal today? Answer: The meal I had at the restaurant today

　　81、請(qǐng)仔細(xì)想一想，你所見(jiàn)到的最大影子是什么？答案：地球的影子，即每天的晚上

　　Please think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have seen? Answer: The shadow of the Earth, that is, every night

　　82、小紅口袋里原有10個(gè)銅錢，但它們都掉了，請(qǐng)問(wèn)小紅口袋里還剩下什么？ 答案：一個(gè)洞

　　There were originally 10 copper coins in Xiaohong Pocket, but they all fell off. What else is left in Xiaohong Pocket? Answer: A hole

　　83、華盛頓小時(shí)候砍倒他父親的櫻桃樹(shù)時(shí)，他父親為什么不馬上處罰他？答案：因?yàn)樗�手頭上還有斧頭

　　Why didnt Washington punish him immediately when he chopped down his fathers cherry tree when he was a child? Answer: Because he still has an axe on hand

　　84、法王路易十四被砍頭后他的兒子當(dāng)了什么？答案：孤兒

　　What did Louis XIVs son become after he was beheaded? Answer: Orphans

　　85、華先生有個(gè)本領(lǐng)，那就是能讓見(jiàn)到他的人，都會(huì)自動(dòng)手心朝上。這是怎么回事？ 答案：因?yàn)樗�是個(gè)中醫(yī)

　　Mr. Hua has a skill of making people who see him automatically turn their palms up. Whats going on here? Answer: Because he is a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner

　　86、什么東西咬牙切齒？ 答案：拉鏈

　　What is it that grinds its teeth? Answer: Zipper

　　87、什么英文字母最多人喜歡聽(tīng)？ 答案：cd

　　What English letter is most popular to listen to? Answer: CD

　　88、一只候鳥(niǎo)從南方飛到北方要用一個(gè)小時(shí)，而從北方飛到南方則需二個(gè)半小時(shí)，為什么呢？ 答案： 兩個(gè)半小時(shí)不就是一個(gè)小時(shí)嗎

　　Why does it take an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, and two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south? Answer: Isnt two and a half hours just an hour

　　89、小麗和媽媽買了8個(gè)蘋果，媽媽讓小麗把這些蘋果裝進(jìn)5個(gè)口袋中，每個(gè)口袋里都是雙數(shù)，你能做到嗎？ 答案：每條口袋各裝2個(gè)蘋果，最后將所有4條口袋裝進(jìn)第5條口袋

　　Xiaoli and her mother bought 8 apples. Her mother asked Xiaoli to put these apples into 5 pockets, each with an even number. Can you do it? Answer: Each pocket contains 2 apples, and finally put all 4 pockets into the 5th pocket

　　90、一個(gè)人去網(wǎng)吧，碰上一個(gè)同學(xué)帶著兩個(gè)朋友，各帶著4個(gè)小孩，小孩個(gè)帶著2個(gè)朋友，問(wèn)多少人去網(wǎng)吧？答案：一個(gè)人，其它人沒(méi)說(shuō)去。

　　A person goes to an internet cafe and meets a classmate with two friends, each with four children, and each child with two friends. How many people go to the internet cafe? Answer: One person, no one else said to go.

　　91、你能做、我能做、大家都能做，一個(gè)人能做、兩個(gè)人不能一起做。這是做什么？ 答案：做夢(mèng)

　　You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, two people cannot do it together. What is this for? Answer: Dreaming

　　92、任何人必須去的地方是哪里？ 答案：廁所

　　Where is the place that anyone must go? Answer: Toilet

　　93、早晨醒來(lái)，每個(gè)人都要做的第一件事是什么？ 答案： 睜開(kāi)眼睛

　　What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes

　　94、貝兒的媽媽從外地買回一種魚(yú)，無(wú)論放多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間也不會(huì)臭。為什么？答案：木魚(yú)

　　Belles mother bought a type of fish from out of town that doesnt smell bad no matter how long its kept. Why? Answer: Wooden fish

　　95、小張開(kāi)車，不小心撞上電線桿發(fā)生車禍，警察到達(dá)時(shí)車上有個(gè)死人，小張說(shuō)這與他無(wú)關(guān)，警察也相信了，為什么？答案：小張開(kāi)靈車

　　Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally hit a power pole, causing a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead person in the car. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed him. Why? Answer: Little opening of the hearse

　　96、偷什么不犯法？答案：偷笑

　　What is not illegal to steal? Answer: Secretly laughing

　　97、小琪從事美容工作已經(jīng)很多年了，為什么連個(gè)眼影都畫不好？答案：他是給汽車美容。

　　Xiao Qi has been engaged in beauty work for many years. Why cant she even paint eye shadow well? Answer: He provides car beauty services.

　　98、三個(gè)孩子吃三個(gè)餅要用3分鐘，九十個(gè)孩子九十個(gè)餅要用多少時(shí)間？答案：也是三分鐘，九十個(gè)孩子同時(shí)吃

　　How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes, and for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: It also takes three minutes for ninety children to eat at the same time

　　99、有個(gè)人說(shuō)用牙齒可以判斷……答案：牙可以嚼出肉的老嫩

　　Someone said that teeth can be used to judge... Answer: Teeth can chew out the tender and tender flesh

　　100、什么東西在倒立之后會(huì)增加一半？答案：數(shù)目字6

　　What will increase by half after being inverted? Answer: Number 6

　　101、滿滿一杯酒，如何才能先喝到杯底的酒呢？答案：用吸管

　　How can a glass of wine be filled to the bottom first? Answer: Use a straw

　　102、為什么有人會(huì)跳比巴黎鐵塔還要高呢？答案：因?yàn)榘屠梃F塔不會(huì)跳。

　　Why would someone jump higher than the Eiffel Tower in Paris? Answer: Because the Eiffel Tower does not jump.

　　103、少女們的偶像如果不幸因車禍而成了植物人，那么影迷們會(huì)怎樣呢？答案：帥呆了

　　What would happen to movie fans if their idols unfortunately become vegetative due to a car accident? Answer: Handsome

　　104、鄭成功的母親可能叫什么？答案：鄭失敗（失敗是成功之母）

　　What may be the name of Zheng Chenggongs mother? Answer: Zheng failed (failure is the mother of success)

　　105、地球上什么地方溫度最高？答案：地球的中心

　　Where on Earth has the highest temperature? Answer: The center of the Earth

　　106、一個(gè)公雞在尖尖的房子上下了一個(gè)蛋，它會(huì)往哪邊掉呢？答案：公雞是不會(huì)生蛋的。

　　If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed house, which way will it fall? Answer: Roosters do not lay eggs.

　　107、哥哥買了3袋米，弟弟買了2袋米，回家后他們把米放在1只大袋里，現(xiàn)在他們有幾袋米？答案：1袋米

　　The older brother bought 3 bags of rice, and the younger brother bought 2 bags of rice. After returning home, they put the rice in a large bag. How many bags of rice do they have now? Answer: 1 bag of rice

　　108、生米煮成了熟飯?jiān)撛趺崔k？答案：開(kāi)飯吧

　　What should I do when raw rice is cooked into cooked rice? Answer: Lets have dinner

　　109、身份證掉了怎么力？ 答案： 撿起來(lái)

　　How can I handle losing my ID card? Answer: Pick it up

　　110、藝人方芳和方芳芳有什么關(guān)系？答案：一個(gè)是方的平方一個(gè)是方的立方。

　　What is the relationship between artist Fang Fang and Fang Fangfang? Answer: One is the square of a square and the other is the cube of a square.

　　111、為什么小明能一只手讓車子停下來(lái)？答案：車子是出租車

　　Why can Xiaoming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi

　　112、小明的肚子快要漲破了，他為什么還要不聽(tīng)的喝水？答案：小明掉進(jìn)河里了，他不會(huì)游泳

　　Xiao Mings belly is about to burst, why is he still drinking water without listening? Answer: Xiaoming fell into the river. He cant swim

　　113、今天下午到旺角看電影，到了旺角，半個(gè)人也看不見(jiàn)，為什么？答案：沒(méi)半個(gè)人

　　I went to Mong Kok to watch a movie this afternoon, but when I arrived, I couldnt see anyone. Why? Answer: Not a single person

　　114、請(qǐng)龜兔賽跑，請(qǐng)豬來(lái)當(dāng)裁判，請(qǐng)問(wèn)龜兔誰(shuí)會(huì)贏？答案：不能說(shuō)！說(shuō)的人是豬…

　　Please let the turtle and rabbit race, and let the pig be the referee. Who will win, turtle and rabbit? Answer: I cant say it! The person mentioned is a pig

　　115、什么動(dòng)物你打死了它，卻流了你的血？答案：蚊子

　　What animal did you kill but still shed your blood on? Answer: Mosquitoes

　　116、小明家住在五樓，可是電梯壞了，他自己也沒(méi)有走樓梯，他卻上了五樓回到家里，這可能嗎？答案：媽媽背著他上的樓

　　Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator broke down and he didnt take the stairs himself. He went up to the fifth floor and returned home. Is this possible? Answer: Mom carried him upstairs

　　117、小明騎自行車騎了十公里，但周圍的景物始終沒(méi)有變化。為什么？答案：因?yàn)樗�騎的健身車

　　Xiao Ming rode his bicycle for ten kilometers, but the surrounding scenery remained unchanged. Why? Answer: Because he rides a fitness bike

　　118、警察面對(duì)兩名歹徒，但他只剩下一顆子彈，他對(duì)歹徒說(shuō)：誰(shuí)動(dòng)就打誰(shuí)，結(jié)果沒(méi)動(dòng)的反而挨子彈，為什么？ 答案：因?yàn)椴粍?dòng)較好打

　　The police faced two criminals, but he only had one bullet left. He said to the criminals, Whoever moves, hit whoever. However, the one who didnt move was actually shot. Why? Answer: Because its better to play without moving

　　119、什么東西嘴里沒(méi)有舌頭答案：茶壺嘴

　　What doesnt have a tongue in its mouth? Answer: Teapot spout

　　120、國(guó)有國(guó)法，家有家規(guī)，那動(dòng)物園里有啥規(guī)？答案：烏龜。

　　If there are national laws and regulations, what are the rules in the zoo? Answer: Turtle.

　　121、米奇吃下了藥，但忘了把藥搖勻，達(dá)不到最佳效果，他該如何補(bǔ)救？答案：不停地翻跟頭

　　Mickey took the medicine, but forgot to shake it evenly, which did not achieve the best effect. How should he remedy it? Answer: Keep flipping over

　　122、什么時(shí)候有人敲門，你絕不會(huì)說(shuō)請(qǐng)進(jìn)？答案：上廁所的時(shí)候

　　When someone knocks on the door, would you never say come in? Answer: When using the restroom

　　123、一斤棉花和一斤鐵塊哪一樣比較重？答案：一樣重

　　Which is heavier, one pound of cotton or one pound of iron? Answer: Same weight

　　124、貓和豬有何區(qū)別？答案：一種是寵物，一種是食物

　　What is the difference between cats and pigs? Answer: One is a pet, and the other is food

　　125、不管長(zhǎng)得多像的雙胞胎，都會(huì)有人分得出來(lái)，這人是誰(shuí)？答案：他們自己

　　No matter how similar the twins look, someone will tell who they are? Answer: They themselves

　　126、拿著雞蛋丟石頭，但雞蛋卻沒(méi)破，為什么？答案：一只手拿著雞蛋，另一只手丟石頭，雞蛋當(dāng)然不會(huì)破

　　Throwing an egg at a stone, but the egg doesnt break. Why? Answer: With one hand holding an egg and the other hand throwing a stone, the egg will certainly not break

　　127、用什么擦地最干凈？答案：用力

　　What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? Answer: Apply force

　　128、用椰子和西瓜打頭哪一個(gè)比較疼？答案：頭比較疼

　　Which is more painful to use coconut or watermelon as a starting point? Answer: My head hurts a lot

　　129、一對(duì)健康夫婦，為什么生出只有一只右眼的嬰兒？答案：每個(gè)人都只有一只右眼

　　Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone only has one right eye

　　130、連續(xù)劇西游記中，誰(shuí)最歷害又聰明？答案：編劇

　　Who is the most mischievous and intelligent in the TV series Journey to the West? Answer: Screenwriter

　　131、小王是一名優(yōu)秀士兵，一天他在站崗值勤時(shí)，明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過(guò)來(lái)，為什么他卻睜一只眼閉一只眼？答案：因?yàn)樗�正在瞄�?zhǔn)

　　Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day while he was on duty, he saw an enemy quietly approaching him. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: Because he is aiming

　　132、小明吃麻辣面，加了胡椒又加辣椒，你猜他還會(huì)加什么東西？答案：鼻涕和眼淚

　　Xiao Ming eats Spicy hot noodles with pepper and pepper. What else would he add? Answer: Snot and tears

　　133、幾個(gè)孩子在分一些糖果，分來(lái)分去不平均。如果每個(gè)人得3粒，還剩7粒；如果每個(gè)人得5粒，又少了3粒。請(qǐng)問(wèn)一共有幾個(gè)孩子？幾粒糖？答案：5孩子，22顆糖果

　　Several children are dividing some candies unevenly. If each person gets 3 pills, there are still 7 pills left; If each person gets 5 pills, they lose 3 pills. How many children are there in total? How many candies? Answer: 5 children, 22 candies

　　134、為什么結(jié)婚要請(qǐng)客吃飯，辦喪事也要請(qǐng)客吃飯？答案：前面宣布家里多了一個(gè)人吃飯后面宣布家里少了一個(gè)人吃

　　Why should we treat guests to meals when getting married, and also treat guests to meals when handling funerals? Answer: It was announced earlier that there was one more person eating at home, and later it was announced that there was one less person eating at home

　　135、教室中為什么要有講臺(tái)？答案：提高老師的地位

　　Why is there a podium in the classroom? Answer: Enhance the status of teachers

　　136、小花站起來(lái)同飯桌一樣高，兩年之后，反而能在桌子下活動(dòng)自如，為什么？答案：小花是一條狗

　　Xiaohua stands as tall as the dining table, but after two years, she can move freely under the table. Why? Answer: Xiaohua is a dog

　　137、什么雨可以淋死人？答案：槍林彈雨

　　What kind of rain can kill people? Answer: A barrage of bullets and gunfire

　　138、小明的媽媽有三個(gè)兒子，大獨(dú)生子叫大明，二兒子叫二明，三兒子叫什么？答案：當(dāng)然叫小明

　　Xiaomings mother has three sons. The eldest son is named Daming, the second son is named Erming, and what is the name of the third son? Answer: Of course, its called Xiaoming

　　139、在一個(gè)夜黑風(fēng)高的夜晚，小明遇見(jiàn)一個(gè)鬼，那個(gè)鬼落荒而逃，為什么？答案：膽小鬼

　　On a dark and windy night, Xiaoming encountered a ghost who fled in panic. Why? Answer: Cowardly

　　140、什么布切不斷？答案：瀑布

　　What continuous fabric cutting? Answer: Waterfall

　　141、為什么青蛙可以跳得比樹(shù)高？答案：樹(shù)不會(huì)跳

　　Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees cannot jump

　　142、王小明要跳水了！可是為什么圍觀的群眾愈來(lái)愈多，卻沒(méi)有人想救他？答案：該地正在舉行跳水比賽他是參賽選手之一

　　Wang Xiaoming is going to dive! But why are there more and more onlookers, but no one wants to save him? Answer: There is a diving competition being held in the area, and he is one of the participants

　　143、一只兇猛的餓貓，看到老鼠，為何拔腿就跑？ 答案：跑去追老鼠

　　Why does a fierce hungry cat run away when it sees a mouse? Answer: Running to chase after mice

　　144、胖妞生病時(shí)，最怕別人來(lái)探病時(shí)說(shuō)什么？答案：多保重身體

　　When a chubby girl is sick, what is she most afraid of when others come to visit her? Answer: Take good care of your health

　　145、什么橋下沒(méi)水？ 答案：立交橋

　　What bridge doesnt have water under? Answer: Overpass

　　146、什么東西不能用放大鏡放大？答案：角度

　　What cannot be magnified with a magnifying glass? Answer: Angle

　　147、有個(gè)人走獨(dú)木橋，前面來(lái)了一只老虎，后面來(lái)了只熊，這個(gè)人是怎么過(guò)去的？答案：暈過(guò)去了

　　A person walked on a single plank bridge, with a tiger in front and a bear behind. How did this person get there? Answer: I fainted

　　148、有兩個(gè)面的盒子嗎？答案：有！里面和外面

　　Is there a box with two sides? Answer: Yes! Inside and outside

　　149、哪顆牙最后長(zhǎng)出來(lái)？ 答案： 假牙

　　Which tooth will grow out last? Answer: Dentures

　　150、有一艘船限載50人，船上已有49人后，再加上一個(gè)孕婦上了船，為什么船沉入了海中？答案：那是一艘潛水艇

　　Why did a ship sink into the sea when it had a maximum capacity of 50 people and already had 49 people on board, plus a pregnant woman? Answer: That is a submarine

　　151、下雨都怕淋，可是有的雨大家都喜歡淋，為什么？答案：淋浴

　　Even people are afraid of getting wet when it rains, but some people like to get wet when it rains. Why? Answer: Shower

　　152、有人說(shuō)吃魚(yú)可避免患近視眼，為什么？答案：你見(jiàn)過(guò)貓戴眼睛

　　Some people say that eating fish can prevent myopia, why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eyes

　　153、六歲的小明總是喜歡把家里的鬧鐘整壞，媽媽為什么總是讓不會(huì)修理鐘表的爸爸代為修理？答案：媽媽讓爸爸修理小明

　　Six year old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who doesnt know how to repair clocks, to do it for him? Answer: Mom asked Dad to fix Xiaoming

　　154、什么東西天氣越熱，它爬的越高？答案：漫度計(jì)

　　What is it that climbs higher the hotter the weather? Answer: Comic meter

　　155、小李一邊刷牙，一邊嘴里還悠閑的吹著口哨，為什么？答案：小李刷的是假牙，他把假牙拿下來(lái)刷，所以能吹口哨。

　　Xiao Li is brushing his teeth while leisurely whistling in his mouth. Why? Answer: Xiao Li brushes his dentures, and he takes them off to brush, so he can whistle.

　　156、哪兒的海不產(chǎn)魚(yú)？答案：辭海

　　Where doesnt the sea produce fish? Answer: Cihai

　　157、一個(gè)被指控的人，在其清白無(wú)辜被證明之前，他是有罪的。他是什么人？答案：被告

　　An accused person is guilty until their innocence is proven. Who is he? Answer: Defendant

　　158、農(nóng)夫養(yǎng)了10頭牛，為什么只有19只角？答案：因?yàn)橐恢皇窍��?/p>

　　The farmer raised 10 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: Because one is a rhinoceros

　　159、在船上見(jiàn)得最多的是什么？答案：水

　　What is the most commonly seen thing on a ship? Answer: Water

　　160、把24個(gè)人按5人排列，排城6行，該怎樣排？答案：排成正六邊形即可

　　How should 24 people be arranged in rows of 5 and 6 in the city? Answer: Just form a regular hexagon

　　161、一場(chǎng)大雨，忙著耕種的農(nóng)人紛紛走避，卻仍有一人不走，為什么？答案：它是稻草人

　　In a heavy rain, farmers busy with farming fled one after another, but there was still one person who didnt leave. Why? Answer: It is a scarecrow

　　162、在一間房子里，有油燈，暖爐及壁爐。現(xiàn)在，想要將三個(gè)器具點(diǎn)燃，可是你只有一根火柴。請(qǐng)問(wèn)首先應(yīng)該點(diǎn)哪一樣？答案：火柴

　　In a room, there are oil lamps, heaters, and fireplaces. Now, you want to light three utensils, but you only have one match. May I ask which one to order first? Answer: Matches

　　163、早餐時(shí)，大妹吵著要吃蒸蛋，小妹則說(shuō)要吃煎蛋，媽媽出來(lái)打圓場(chǎng)，說(shuō)了一句話，卻讓大妹直說(shuō)媽媽偏心，請(qǐng)問(wèn)媽媽說(shuō)了什么？答案：不要爭(zhēng)了

　　At breakfast, the older sister was clamoring for steamed eggs, while the younger sister said she wanted fried eggs. Mom came out to try to smooth things out and said something, but the older sister insisted that Mom was biased. What did Mom say? Answer: Dont argue anymore

　　164、如果你有一只下金蛋的母雞，你該怎么辦？答案：不要再做夢(mèng)了

　　What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: Stop dreaming

　　165、墻壁上爬著三只壁虎，一只壁虎掉下后沒(méi)多久，另外兩只也跟著掉下來(lái)，到底發(fā)生什么事情？答案：因?yàn)橐恢辉诖蝾�睡，另兩只拍手叫好，也掉下�?lái)了

　　There are three geckos crawling on the wall. Not long after one gecko fell, the other two also fell down. What happened? Answer: Because one was dozing off, the other two clapped their hands and cheered, but also fell off

　　166、為什么太陽(yáng)天天都比人起的早？答案：因?yàn)椋喝吮忍��?yáng)睡的晚！

　　Why does the sun wake up earlier than humans every day? Answer: Because people sleep later than the sun!

　　167、馬路上發(fā)生車禍碰撞事件，當(dāng)警察立刻趕往時(shí)雖然司機(jī)全力相助，一人卻已死亡。依司機(jī)的說(shuō)法，此人并非死于車禍，而是因肺癌喪命。因同坐車的只有司機(jī)和死者二人，根本沒(méi)有目擊者；但是，警察卻立刻明白，司機(jī)并沒(méi)有說(shuō)謊。這是為什么？答案：因?yàn)榇怂緳C(jī)是以靈柩車運(yùn)送這位死于肺癌的人

　　A car accident and collision occurred on the road. When the police rushed to the scene, despite the drivers full assistance, one person had already died. According to the driver, this person did not die in a car accident, but due to lung cancer. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Answer: Because this driver transported the person who died of lung cancer in a hearse

　　168、東東養(yǎng)的鴿子在明明家下了一個(gè)蛋，請(qǐng)問(wèn)這個(gè)蛋應(yīng)屬于誰(shuí)的？答案：鴿子的

　　Dongdongs pigeon laid an egg at Mingmings house. Who should this egg belong to? Answer: Pigeons

　　169、三個(gè)孩子吃三個(gè)餅要用3分鐘，九十個(gè)孩子九十個(gè)餅要用多少時(shí)間？答案：也是三分鐘，九十個(gè)孩子同時(shí)吃

　　How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes, and for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: It also takes three minutes for ninety children to eat at the same time

　　170、為什么一瓶標(biāo)明劇毒的藥對(duì)人卻無(wú)害？ 答案：只要你不去喝它

　　Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly toxic harmless to humans? Answer: As long as you dont drink it

　　171、什么時(shí)候四減三會(huì)等于五？ 答案：四個(gè)角的東西切去一個(gè)角

　　When will four minus three equal five? Answer: Cut off one corner of something with four corners

　　172、小明在一場(chǎng)激烈木倉(cāng)戰(zhàn)后，身中數(shù)彈，血流如注，然而他仍能精神百倍地回家吃飯，為什么？ 答案：他在拍戲

　　After a fierce battle in the wooden warehouse, Xiao Ming was hit several times and his blood flowed profusely. However, he was still able to come home refreshed and eat. Why? Answer: He is filming a movie

　　173、有一只毛毛蟲(chóng)要過(guò)河，前面沒(méi)有橋，問(wèn)它是怎么過(guò)去的答案：變成蝴蝶飛過(guò)去

　　There is a caterpillar trying to cross the river, but there is no bridge ahead. When asked how it got there, the answer is: it turned into a butterfly and flew over

　　174、冰變成水最快的方法是什么？答案：去掉兩點(diǎn)水

　　What is the fastest way for ice to turn into water? Answer: Remove two points of water

　　175、什么東西使人哭笑不得？ 答案： 口罩

　　What makes people laugh and cry? Answer: Masks

　　176、有個(gè)剛生下的嬰兒，有兩個(gè)小孩和他是同年同月同日生的，而且是同一對(duì)父母生的，但他們不是雙胞胎，這可能嗎？答案：三胞胎

　　There is a newborn baby with two children born to the same parents in the same year, month, and day, but they are not twins. Is this possible? Answer: Triplets

　　177、請(qǐng)問(wèn)世界上什么東西最大？答案：眼皮。眼睛看世界，眼皮包眼睛。

　　May I ask what is the largest thing in the world? Answer: Eyelids. Eyes see the world, eyelids cover the eyes.

　　178、兩個(gè)人住在一個(gè)胡同里，只隔幾步路，他們同在一個(gè)工廠上班，但每天出門上班，卻總一個(gè)向左，一個(gè)向右，為什么？ 答案：他們住對(duì)門

　　Two people live in the same alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, one always turns left and the other turns right. Why? Answer: They live across the street

　　179、好心的約翰去世了，天使要帶他上天堂，為什么他堅(jiān)決不肯去？答案：他有恐高癥

　　Well intentioned John has passed away, and an angel wants to take him to heaven. Why did he refuse to go? Answer: He has acrophobia

　　180、有一座獨(dú)木橋承重80公斤，請(qǐng)問(wèn)一個(gè)體重70公斤并帶著兩個(gè)重量均為10公斤的鐵球的人如何在橋上通過(guò)？答案：顛著球

　　There is a single wooden bridge that can bear 80 kilograms. How can a person weighing 70 kilograms and carrying two iron balls weighing 10 kilograms each pass over the bridge? Answer: Shake the ball

　　181、猴子每分鐘能掰一個(gè)玉米，在果園里，一只猴子5分鐘能掰幾個(gè)玉米？答案：沒(méi)掰到一個(gè)

　　A monkey can break one corn per minute. How many corn can a monkey break in 5 minutes in an orchard? Answer: I didnt manage to break one up

　　182、有一種地方專門教壞人，但沒(méi)有一個(gè)警察敢對(duì)它采取行動(dòng)加以掃蕩。這是什么地方 答案：看守所

　　There is a place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police officer dares to take action to sweep it away. What is this place? Answer: Detention center

　　183、報(bào)紙上登的消息不一定百分之百是真的，但什么消息絕對(duì)假不了？答案：報(bào)紙上的年、月、日

　　News published in newspapers may not necessarily be 100% true, but what information can never be false? Answer: The year, month, and day in the newspaper

　　184、一個(gè)人的前面放了一本又厚又寬的大書，他想跨過(guò)去可怎么也跨不過(guò)去，你知道這是什么原因嗎？ 答案： 因?yàn)闀�就放在墻�?/p>

　　A person placed a thick and wide book in front of him, but he couldnt cross it no matter what. Do you know the reason for this? Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner of the wall

　　185、老師出了一道作文，題目是“假如我是個(gè)董事長(zhǎng)”，同學(xué)都用心在寫，為什么小強(qiáng)不動(dòng)手？答案：他在等秘書替他寫

　　The teacher wrote an essay titled If I were a Chairman, and all the classmates were putting their hearts into it. Why didnt Xiaoqiang take action? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write for him

　　186、人的長(zhǎng)壽秘訣是什么？答案：保持呼吸，不要斷氣

　　What is the secret to human longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and dont stop breathing

　　187、鐵放在屋外露天會(huì)生銹，那么金子呢？ 答案： 會(huì)被偷走

　　Iron rusts when left outdoors, but what about gold? Answer: It will be stolen

　　188、針掉到大海怎么辦？ 答案： 再買一顆

　　What should I do if a needle falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another one

　　189、什么動(dòng)物你打死了它，卻流了你的血？ 答案：蚊子

　　What animal did you kill but still shed your blood on? Answer: Mosquitoes

　　190、小李的英文水平不太好，可為什么她還能跟她的外國(guó)同事溝通的很順暢？答案：外國(guó)同事中文很好，她們用中文交流

　　Xiao Lis English proficiency is not very good, but why can she still communicate smoothly with her foreign colleagues? Answer: Foreign colleagues speak Chinese very well and communicate in Chinese

　　191、汽車在右轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)，哪只輪胎不轉(zhuǎn)？ 答案： 備用胎

　　Which tire does not turn when a car is turning right? Answer: Spare tire

　　192、有八個(gè)蘋果裝一個(gè)筐里，八個(gè)小孩每人一個(gè)，最后一看，筐里還剩了一個(gè)，為什么？答案：有一個(gè)孩子手里拿著筐裝蘋果

　　There are eight apples in a basket, one for each of the eight children. At last glance, there is only one left in the basket. Why? Answer: There is a child holding a basket of apples in his hand

　　193、有人經(jīng)常從十米高的地方不帶任何安全裝置跳下，為什么？答案：高臺(tái)跳水

　　Why do people often jump from a height of ten meters without any safety devices? Answer: High platform diving

　　194、一百個(gè)男人無(wú)法抬起的物體，卻有一女子可單手舉起，此物體究竟為何？答案：一顆雞蛋（僅僅一個(gè)雞蛋，100個(gè)人沒(méi)法抬）

　　Why is there a woman who can lift an object that one hundred men cannot lift with one hand? Answer: One egg (just one egg, 100 people cant lift it)

　　195、船邊掛著軟梯，離海面2米，海水每小時(shí)上漲半米，幾個(gè)小時(shí)海水能淹沒(méi)軟梯？答案：水漲船高，所以永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)淹沒(méi)軟梯。

　　There is a soft ladder hanging on the side of the ship, 2 meters away from the sea surface. The sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can the sea water submerge the soft ladder? Answer: The tide rises, so the ladder will never be submerged.

　　196、全世界最大的蕃薯長(zhǎng)在哪里？答案：土里

　　Where does the worlds largest sweet potato grow? Answer: In the soil

　　197、世界上最高的峰叫什么峰？答案：高峰

　　What is the highest peak in the world called? Answer: Peak

　　198、小杰最愛(ài)吹牛，但是為什么他說(shuō)大家都說(shuō)他講話很實(shí)在？答案：那是他自己說(shuō)的

　　Xiaojie loves to brag the most, but why does he say that everyone says he speaks very honestly? Answer: Thats what he said himself

　　199、后腦勺受傷的人怎樣睡覺(jué)？答案：閉著眼睛睡覺(jué)

　　How do people with back of the head injuries sleep? Answer: Sleeping with eyes closed

　　200、醉鬼是什么人？答案：宣布自己沒(méi)醉的人

　　Who is a drunkard? Answer: People who declare themselves not drunk

　　201、整天整天在大街上逛悠并且特愛(ài)“管閑事”的家伙是誰(shuí)？答案：交通警

　　Who is the guy who wanders around the streets all day and loves to meddle in other peoples affairs? Answer: Traffic police

　　202、最簡(jiǎn)單的長(zhǎng)壽之道是什么？答案：呼吸保持順暢。

　　What is the simplest way to live a long life? Answer: Keep breathing smooth.

　　203、請(qǐng)問(wèn)英語(yǔ)有多少個(gè)字母？答案：沒(méi)有字母是中文

　　How many letters are there in English? Answer: No letters are in Chinese

　　204、什么人心腸最不好？答案：得胃腸炎的人。

　　Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis.

　　205、醫(yī)生給了你三顆藥丸要你每半個(gè)小時(shí)吃一顆請(qǐng)問(wèn)吃完需要多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間？ 答案：一個(gè)小時(shí)

　　The doctor gave you three pills and asked you to take one every half hour. How long does it take to finish? Answer: One hour

　　206、兩個(gè)人分五個(gè)蘋果，怎么分最公平？ 答案：榨成果汁

　　How can two people divide five apples fairly? Answer: Squeezed into juice

　　207、一個(gè)人空肚子最多能吃幾個(gè)雞蛋？ 答案： 一個(gè)。因?yàn)槌粤艘粋�(gè)后就不是空肚子了

　　How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer: One. Because after eating one, my stomach is no longer empty

　　208、拿雞蛋撞石頭雞蛋為何不爛？答案：拿著雞蛋撞石頭當(dāng)然不會(huì)爛

　　Why doesnt an egg break when it hits a stone? Answer: Of course, hitting a stone with an egg wont rot

　　209、誰(shuí)說(shuō)話的聲音傳得最遠(yuǎn)？ 答案： 打電話的人

　　Who speaks the farthest? Answer: The person making the phone call

　　210、吃蘋果時(shí)，咬了一口發(fā)現(xiàn)有一條蟲(chóng)子，覺(jué)得特別惡心；看到兩條蟲(chóng)子，覺(jué)得更惡心；請(qǐng)問(wèn)看到幾條蟲(chóng)子讓人最惡心？答案：半條蟲(chóng)子

　　While eating an apple, I took a bite and found a bug, which made me feel particularly nauseous; Seeing two insects makes me feel even more nauseous; May I ask which insects are the most disgusting to see? Answer: Half a bug

　　211、兩個(gè)從未見(jiàn)面卻能談成幾筆生意，可能嗎？答案：可能，通過(guò)電話、互聯(lián)網(wǎng)等工具

　　Is it possible for two people who have never met before to negotiate several business deals? Answer: Maybe, through telephone, Internet and other tools

　　212、黑人和白人生下的嬰兒，牙齒是什么顏色的答案：嬰兒還沒(méi)有長(zhǎng)牙齒

　　What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people? Answer: Babies have not yet grown teeth

　　213、為什么兩只老虎打架，非要拼個(gè)你死我活絕不罷休？答案：沒(méi)有人敢去勸架

　　Why do two tigers fight and never give up until they fight to the death? Answer: No one dares to intervene in a fight

　　214、母親節(jié)那天，你如果不想讓母親洗碗，又不想自己動(dòng)手的話，你該怎么辦？答案：跟她說(shuō)：媽留著明天洗吧。

　　On Mothers Day, what should you do if you dont want your mother to wash the dishes and dont want to do it yourself? Answer: Tell her: Mom, keep it for tomorrow to wash.

　　215、籃子里的7個(gè)萊果掉了4個(gè)在桌子上，還有一個(gè)不知掉到哪去了，飛飛把桌子上的萊果拾進(jìn)籃子里，又吃了一個(gè)，請(qǐng)問(wèn)籃子里還剩下幾個(gè)蘋果？答案：還有五個(gè)

　　Out of the 7 lychees in the basket, 4 fell onto the table, and the remaining one is unknown where it went. Feifei picked up the lychees from the table and ate another one. How many apples are left in the basket? Answer: There are still five

　　216、孔子是我國(guó)最偉大的什么家？答案：老人家

　　What is Confucius the greatest family in China? Answer: Elderly people

　　217、一架高空飛行的客機(jī)在航行中，小王突然打開(kāi)門沖出去，為什么他沒(méi)摔死？答案：他是從飛機(jī)的廁所沖

　　During the flight of a high-altitude aircraft, Xiao Wang suddenly opened the door and rushed out. Why didnt he fall to his death? Answer: He flushed from the planes restroom

　　218、什么樣的官不能發(fā)號(hào)施令，還得老向別人陪笑？答案：新朗官

　　What kind of official cant give orders and still have to laugh at others? Answer: New Langguan

　　219、房間里著火了，小明怎么也拉不開(kāi)門，請(qǐng)問(wèn)他后來(lái)是怎么出去的？答案：推開(kāi)門

　　There was a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming couldnt open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Open the door

　　220、一架高空飛行的客機(jī)在航行中，小王突然打開(kāi)門沖出去，為什么他沒(méi)摔死？答案：他是沖進(jìn)了廁所

　　During the flight of a high-altitude aircraft, Xiao Wang suddenly opened the door and rushed out. Why didnt he fall to his death? Answer: He rushed into the restroom

　　221、爸爸什么時(shí)候像個(gè)孩子？答案：在爺爺面前

　　When did dad look like a child? Answer: In front of Grandpa

　　222、家家說(shuō)他能輕而易舉跨過(guò)一棵大樹(shù)，他是怎么跨過(guò)的呢？答案：一棵被伐倒的樹(shù)

　　Every family says they can easily cross a big tree, how did they do it? Answer: A fallen tree

　　223、為什么胖的人比瘦的人怕熱？答案：因?yàn)楸粫竦拿娣e比較大……

　　Why are overweight people more afraid of heat than skinny people? Answer: Because the area exposed to sunlight is relatively large

　　224、阿昌認(rèn)識(shí)了一個(gè)女孩子，對(duì)她一見(jiàn)鐘情，得知她沒(méi)有男朋友，為什么還是悶悶不樂(lè)？答案：女孩結(jié)婚了

　　Achang met a girl and fell in love with her at first sight. After learning that she didnt have a boyfriend, why was she still feeling down? Answer: The girl got married

　　225、藍(lán)蘭并沒(méi)生病，但她整個(gè)晚上嘴巴一張一合？ 答案： 她吃瓜子

　　Lan Lan was not sick, but her mouth opened and closed all night? Answer: She eats melon seeds

　　226、司機(jī)進(jìn)汽車后第一件事是什么？答案：坐下

　　What is the first thing the driver does after entering the car? Answer: Sit down

　　227、一次宴會(huì)上，一對(duì)夫妻同客人共握手48次，問(wèn)這次宴會(huì)上共有幾人？答案：26人才

　　At a banquet, a couple shook hands with guests 48 times. How many people were present at the banquet? Answer: 26 talents

　　228、雞鵝百米賽跑，雞比鵝跑得快，為什么卻后到終點(diǎn)站？答案：雞跑錯(cuò)了方向

　　In the 100 meter race between chickens and geese, chickens run faster than geese, but why do they end up at the finish line later? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction

　　229、蛇為什么要脫皮？答案：因?yàn)槠ぴ诎W

　　Why do snakes shed their skin? Answer: Because the skin is itching

　　230、小張一百公尺跑十秒小李跑十一秒，為什么最后得到金牌的是小李？答案：小張沒(méi)比賽

　　Why did Xiao Li win the gold medal in the end when Xiao Zhang ran for 10 seconds in 100 meters and Xiao Li ran for 11 seconds? Answer: Xiao Zhang did not participate in the competition

　　231、一間牢房中關(guān)押著兩名犯人，其中一個(gè)因偷竊要關(guān)一年，另一個(gè)是搶動(dòng)殺人犯，卻只關(guān)兩周，為什么？ 答案：關(guān)兩周后木倉(cāng)決

　　There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom will be imprisoned for one year for theft, and the other for robbing a murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? Answer: After two weeks of closure, the wooden warehouse will make a decision

　　232、大勇總愛(ài)吹牛，他說(shuō)他能不用任何容器將一杯水帶走，小朋友都不相信，但他卻做到了，是怎么回事呢？答案：將杯子倒扣在裝滿水的盆子里

　　Dayong always likes to brag. He said he could take a glass of water away without any container, but the children didnt believe him. But he did it. Whats going on? Answer: Pour the cup upside down into a basin filled with water

　　233、什么事你明明沒(méi)有做，但卻要受罰？答案：家庭作業(yè)

　　What do you want to be punished for not doing something? Answer: Homework

　　234、有一天，有一班學(xué)生正在小考，有一個(gè)學(xué)生，他答出來(lái)之后，為什么老師還打了他一頓？答案：因?yàn)樗�把答案念給同學(xué)聽(tīng)

　　One day, a class of students was taking a quiz. One student answered the question, but why did the teacher still beat him up? Answer: Because he read the answer to his classmates

　　235、要想使夢(mèng)成為現(xiàn)實(shí)，我們干的第一件事會(huì)是什么？答案：醒來(lái)

　　What would be the first thing we do to make our dreams a reality? Answer: Wake up

　　236、什么東西人們都不喜歡吃？答案：當(dāng)然是虧了

　　What do people not like to eat? Answer: Of course, it was a loss

　　237、一個(gè)人在沙灘上行走，回頭為什么看不見(jiàn)自己的腳��？答案：倒著走

　　Walking alone on the beach, why cant you see your footprints when you turn around? Answer: Walk backwards

　　238、舒心只留人于口，一人至上一人下，兩人唯求望寸日，最終僅剩爾一人。答案是：“舍不得你”啦！

　　Comfort only stays in the mouth, one person above the other, the two only seek to see the sun, and in the end, there is only one person left. The answer is: I cant bear to part with you!

　　239、六歲的小明總是喜歡把家里的鬧鐘整壞，媽媽為什么總是讓不會(huì)修理鐘表的爸爸代為修理。答案：媽媽讓爸爸修理小明

　　Six year old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who doesnt know how to repair clocks, to do it for him. Answer: Mom asked Dad to fix Xiaoming

　　240、專愛(ài)打聽(tīng)別人事的人是誰(shuí)？ 答案： 記者

　　Who is the person who loves to inquire about other peoples affairs? Answer: Journalist

　　241、大勇總愛(ài)吹牛，他說(shuō)他能不用任何容器將一杯水帶走，小朋友都不相信，但他卻做到了，是怎么回事呢？答案：將杯子倒扣在裝滿水的盆子里

　　Dayong always likes to brag. He said he could take a glass of water away without any container, but the children didnt believe him. But he did it. Whats going on? Answer: Pour the cup upside down into a basin filled with water

　　242、大熊貓一生中的最大遺憾是什么？答案：沒(méi)有彩色照片

　　What is the biggest regret of a giant pandas life? Answer: There are no color photos available

　　243、哪種人希望孩子越多越好？答案：兒童用品制造商

　　Which type of person hopes to have as many children as possible? Answer: Childrens product manufacturer

　　244、什么樣的人死后還會(huì)出現(xiàn)？ 答案： 電影中的人

　　What kind of people will appear after death? Answer: People in the movie

　　245、小王在哨所站崗時(shí)，明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過(guò)來(lái)，為什么他卻睜一只眼閑一只眼？答案：正在瞄準(zhǔn)目標(biāo)

　　When Xiao Wang was standing guard at the outpost, why did he turn a blind eye when he saw enemies quietly approaching him? Answer: Aiming at the target

　　246、小紅口袋里原有10個(gè)銅錢，但它們都掉了，請(qǐng)問(wèn)小紅口袋里還剩下什么？答案：還剩下一個(gè)洞

　　There were originally 10 copper coins in Xiaohong Pocket, but they all fell off. What else is left in Xiaohong Pocket? Answer: There is still one hole left

　　247、刮風(fēng)的晚上，停電了，曉曉上床睡覺(jué)時(shí)忘了吹蠟燭，第二天醒來(lái)時(shí)，蠟燭居然還有很長(zhǎng)一支沒(méi)有燃完，怎么回事呢？ 答案：被風(fēng)吹熄了

　　On a windy night, there was a power outage. Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candle when she went to bed, and when she woke up the next day, there was still a long candle that hadnt been lit. What happened? Answer: It was blown out by the wind

　　248、一間牢房中關(guān)了兩名犯人，其中一個(gè)因偷竊，要關(guān)一年，另一個(gè)是強(qiáng)盜殺人犯，卻只關(guān)兩個(gè)星期，為什么？答案：因?yàn)闅⑷朔敢�拉去填�?/p>

　　There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom will be imprisoned for one year for theft, and the other is a robber and murderer who will only be imprisoned for two weeks. Why? Answer: Because the murderer wants to take someone to fill their life

　　249、房間里著火了，小明怎么也拉不開(kāi)門，請(qǐng)問(wèn)他后來(lái)是怎么出去的？ 答案： 推開(kāi)門

　　There was a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming couldnt open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Open the door

　　250、有只小北極熊早上醒來(lái)后一直追問(wèn)熊媽媽，他是不是一只小浣熊，他媽媽回答：“你當(dāng)然是北極熊”，可是他為什么還是不相信？（因?yàn)樗�覺(jué)得很冷）

　　A little polar bear woke up in the morning and kept asking his mother if he was a little raccoon. His mother replied, "Of course you are a polar bear", but why didnt he believe it? (Because he feels very cold)

　　251、中國(guó)人最早的姓氏是什么？答案：姓善

　　What was the earliest surname of Chinese people? Answer: Surname Shan

　　252、睡美人最怕的是什么？答案：失眠

　　What is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of? Answer: Insomnia

　　253、有一個(gè)胖子，從高樓跳下，結(jié)果變成了什么？答案：死胖子

　　There was a fat man who jumped from a high-rise building, and what did he become? Answer: Fat guy

　　254、兩對(duì)父子去打獵，他們每人打了一只野鴨，但是總共卻只有3只，為什么？答案：祖孫3人

　　Two father and son went hunting, and each of them caught a wild duck, but there were only three in total. Why? Answer: Three grandparents and grandchildren

　　255、小紅和小麗是同學(xué)，也住在同一條街，她們總是一起上學(xué)，可是每天一出家門就一個(gè)向左走，一個(gè)向右走，這是怎么回事呢？ 答案：他們的家門是相對(duì)著的

　　Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live on the same street. They always go to school together, but every day when they leave the house, one turns left and the other turns right. Whats going on? Answer: Their homes are facing each other

　　256、火車由北京到上海需要６小時(shí)，行使３小時(shí)后，火車該在什么地方？答案：在車軌上

　　It takes 6 hours for the train to travel from Beijing to Shanghai. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train go? Answer: On the track

　　257、地球上什么東西每天要走的距離最遠(yuǎn)？答案：地球

　　What on Earth has to travel the farthest distance every day? Answer: Earth

　　258、明尼波里市的某個(gè)蛋商，在空房間的地板上放置四個(gè)蛋。然后用一個(gè)鐵制的大滾筒，推壓整個(gè)房間；蛋卻一個(gè)都沒(méi)破。這是為什么？（四個(gè)蛋放到四個(gè)角上）

　　A certain egg seller in Minneapolis placed four eggs on the floor of an empty room. Then use a large iron drum to push the entire room; But not a single egg was broken. Why is this? (Four eggs placed on four corners)

　　259、冰變成水最快的方法是什么？答案：去掉冰字哪二點(diǎn)

　　What is the fastest way for ice to turn into water? Answer: What are the two points to remove the word ice

　　260、一個(gè)病人到醫(yī)院去做健康檢查，為什么醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“你離我遠(yuǎn)一點(diǎn)”請(qǐng)問(wèn)這病人得了什么��？答案：斗雞眼

　　A patient went to the hospital for a health check, why did the doctor say, Stay away from me? May I ask what illness the patient has? Answer: Cock fighting eyes

　　261、把一只雞和一只鵝同時(shí)放在冰箱里，為什么雞死了鵝沒(méi)死？ 答案： 企鵝嘛

　　Why didnt the goose die when a chicken and a goose were both placed in the refrigerator at the same time? Answer: Penguins

　　262、在羅馬數(shù)字中，零該怎么寫？答案：羅馬數(shù)字沒(méi)有零

　　How to write zero in Roman numerals? Answer: Roman numerals do not have zeros

　　263、人的長(zhǎng)壽秘訣是什么？ 答案： 保持呼吸，不要斷氣

　　What is the secret to human longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and dont stop breathing

　　264、為什么人們要到市場(chǎng)上去？答案：因?yàn)槭袌?chǎng)不能來(lái)

　　Why do people go to the market? Answer: Because the market cannot come

　　265、小王走路從來(lái)腳不沾地，這是為什么？答案：因?yàn)榇┲�鞋�?/p>

　　Why does Xiao Wang never touch the ground while walking? Answer: Because of wearing shoes

　　266、從來(lái)沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)的爺爺他是什么爺爺？答案：老天爺

　　What kind of grandfather is he that I have never seen before? Answer: Oh my god

　　267、不管長(zhǎng)得多像的雙胞胎，都會(huì)有人分得出來(lái)，這人是誰(shuí)？答案：他們自己

　　No matter how similar the twins look, someone will tell who they are? Answer: They themselves

　　268、哥哥吹噓自己有非凡的記憶力，可有一件事他常忘，那是什么事？答案：還弟弟的錢

　　My brother boasts about his extraordinary memory, but there is one thing he often forgets. What is it? Answer: Give back my brothers money

　　269、頂?shù)亓⑻焓鞘裁匆馑�？答案：倒�?/p>

　　What does it mean to stand on top of the earth? Answer: Inverted

　　270、時(shí)鐘什么時(shí)候不會(huì)走？答案：時(shí)鐘本來(lái)就不會(huì)走

　　When wont the clock go? Answer: The clock never goes away

　　271、一個(gè)人想在一夜里變成百萬(wàn)富翁，他該怎么辦？答案：做夢(mèng)

　　What should a person do if they want to become a millionaire overnight? Answer: Dreaming

　　272、校有校規(guī)，班有班規(guī)，動(dòng)物園有什么？答案：烏龜

　　What are the school rules, class rules, and zoo rules? Answer: Turtle

　　273、一只兇猛的餓貓，看到老鼠，為何拔腿就跑？答案：跑去追老鼠

　　Why does a fierce hungry cat run away when it sees a mouse? Answer: Running to chase after mice

　　274、什么東西將一間屋子裝滿，人又能活動(dòng)自如？答案：空氣和光

　　What fills a room and allows people to move freely? Answer: Air and Light

　　275、迄今為止，你所見(jiàn)到的最大的影子是什么？答案：黑夜，哪是地球的影子

　　What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? Answer: Night, which is the shadow of the earth

　　276、麥可杰克森的兒子是幸福的，為什么？答案：他可以把他爸爸的鼻子拿下來(lái)玩

　　Michael Jacksons son is happy, why? Answer: He can take off his fathers nose and play with it

　　277、順著往“基鹵的路標(biāo)走，卻跑到“桃園”去了，為什么？答案：臺(tái)風(fēng)剛過(guò)嘛，路標(biāo)倒了

　　Follow the road sign towards "Jilu", but run to "Taoyuan". Why? Answer: The typhoon has just passed and the road sign has fallen

　　278、一家業(yè)務(wù)繁忙的醫(yī)院卻沒(méi)有病床，為什么？答案：因?yàn)槭羌耀F醫(yī)院

　　Why does a busy hospital have no beds? Answer: Because it is a veterinary hospital

　　279、為什么飛機(jī)飛這么高都不會(huì)撞到星星呢？答案：因?yàn)樾切菚?huì)“閃”

　　Why doesnt a plane fly so high and hit a star? Answer: Because stars "twinkle"

　　280、一個(gè)司機(jī)飛快的從山上沖下來(lái)，卻沒(méi)有撞傷人，為什么？答案：司機(jī)并沒(méi)有開(kāi)車

　　A driver rushed down the mountain quickly, but didnt hit anyone. Why? Answer: The driver did not drive

　　281、孔子與孟子有什么區(qū)別？ 答案： 孔子的子在左邊，孟子的子在上邊

　　What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer: Confucius son is on the left, Mencius son is on the top

　　282、一名警察見(jiàn)了小偷拔腿就跑，為什么？答案：想快點(diǎn)抓住小偷

　　Why did a police officer run away when he saw a thief? Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly

　　283、猴子每分鐘能掰一個(gè)玉米，在果園里，一只猴子5分鐘能掰幾個(gè)玉米？ 答案：沒(méi)掰到一個(gè)

　　A monkey can break one corn per minute. How many corn can a monkey break in 5 minutes in an orchard? Answer: I didnt manage to break one up

　　284、剛上幼兒園第一天的Rose，從來(lái)沒(méi)學(xué)過(guò)數(shù)學(xué)，但老師卻稱贊她的數(shù)學(xué)程度是數(shù)一數(shù)二的，為什么？答案：因?yàn)樗�只�?huì)數(shù)一數(shù)二的。

　　Rose, who just started her first day in kindergarten, has never learned mathematics, but her teacher praised her math skills as top-notch. Why? Answer: Because he only knows how to count the top.

　　285、老張是一位出色的小說(shuō)家，為什么有一次他連續(xù)寫了一個(gè)月，連一篇小說(shuō)的題目都沒(méi)寫出來(lái)？答案：寫的是散文

　　Old Zhang is an excellent novelist. Why did he once write a novel for a month without even coming up with a title? Answer: It is written in prose

　　286、老師叫小朋友畫一只小鳥(niǎo)，大勇什么都沒(méi)畫，交給老師一張白紙，老師很氣憤。大勇說(shuō)了一句話，卻使老師轉(zhuǎn)怒為笑？答案：大勇畫的是獵人打鳥(niǎo)。

　　The teacher asked the children to draw a little bird, but Dayong didnt draw anything and handed the teacher a blank sheet of paper. The teacher was very angry. Da Yong said a sentence, but it turned the teachers anger into a smile? Answer: Da Yong drew a hunter hunting a bird.

　　287、貓見(jiàn)了老鼠為什么拔腿就跑？ 答案： 跑去捉老鼠

　　Why does a cat run away when it sees a mouse? Answer: Run to catch mice

　　288、大勇向小伙伴們吹噓說(shuō)：今天上課的時(shí)候，老師提了一個(gè)問(wèn)題，全班除了他沒(méi)有一個(gè)答對(duì)，你猜老師問(wèn)的是什么問(wèn)題？答案：說(shuō)：大勇你為什么又遲到了？

　　Dayong boasted to his friends: During class today, the teacher asked a question and none of the classmates answered correctly except him. Can you guess what question the teacher asked? Answer: Why are you late again, Dayong?

　　289、誰(shuí)最喜歡伸出援手？答案：多啦A夢(mèng)

　　Who likes to lend a helping hand the most? Answer: Doraemon

　　290、考試時(shí)，小光全部都抄小明的，為什么小明得到一百分，小光卻零分呢？答案：因?yàn)樾」膺B名字都抄小明的

　　During the exam, Xiao Guang copied everything from Xiao Ming. Why did Xiao Ming get 100 points but Xiao Guang get 0 points? Answer: Because Xiao Guang even copied Xiao Mings name

　　291、有一段100公尺長(zhǎng)的鐵軌上面每隔1公分放一條橫木，請(qǐng)問(wèn)共有幾條橫木？答案：0，因?yàn)殇撥壣喜环艡M木

　　There is a 100 meter long railway track with horizontal beams placed every 1 centimeter. How many horizontal beams are there in total? Answer: 0, because no crossbars are placed on the steel rails

　　292、老師用籃子拿來(lái)了五個(gè)蘋果，準(zhǔn)備分給五個(gè)小朋友，每個(gè)小朋友分一個(gè)，但是籃子里還要留一個(gè)，請(qǐng)問(wèn)怎么分？答案：五個(gè)人分一個(gè)，分四次

　　The teacher brought five apples from a basket and prepared to distribute them to five children. Each child will receive one, but there is still one left in the basket. How should we distribute them? Answer: Five people divided into one, divided into four times

　　293、一架飛機(jī)飛著飛著沒(méi)油了，請(qǐng)問(wèn)什么先掉下來(lái)？答案：飛機(jī)上的油表

　　A plane is flying and running out of fuel. May I ask what fell down first? Answer: The fuel gauge on the airplane

　　294、全世界最大的公雞是從哪里來(lái)的？答案：蛋里

　　Where did the worlds largest rooster come from? Answer: Inside the egg

　　295、張大媽整天說(shuō)個(gè)不停，可有一個(gè)月她說(shuō)話最少，那是哪個(gè)月？答案：二月份

　　Aunt Zhang talks non-stop all day long, but there was a month when she spoke the least. Which month was that? Answer: In February

　　296、口吃的人最吃虧的是？ 答案： 打國(guó)際長(zhǎng)途電話

　　What is the biggest disadvantage for people who stutter? Answer: Make international long-distance calls

　　297、一根生銹的繡花針，在7月7日7時(shí)7分7秒，浩月當(dāng)空之時(shí)，扔到云南餌海中將會(huì)發(fā)生什么反應(yīng)？答案：掉到海底

　　What would happen to a rusty embroidery needle thrown into the Yunnan Bait Sea at 7:7:7 on July 7th, when Haoyue was in the sky? Answer: Falling to the bottom of the sea

　　298、媽媽明明在叫大寶，但出來(lái)的竟是小寶，為什么？答案：大寶不在

　　Mom was clearly calling Da Bao, but it turned out to be Xiao Bao. Why? Answer: Da Bao is not here

　　299、汽車在右轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)，哪一條輪胎不轉(zhuǎn)？答案：備用輪胎

　　Which tire does not turn when a car is turning right? Answer: Spare tire

　　300、地上有九只鳥(niǎo)，小明開(kāi)槍打死一只，剩下的八只都沒(méi)飛走，為什么？答案：那是一群鴕鳥(niǎo)

　　There are nine birds on the ground. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the remaining eight did not fly away. Why? Answer: Thats a group of ostriches

　　301、老王從九歲開(kāi)始有蟲(chóng)牙，為什么歲時(shí)他的牙都還在？答案：蟲(chóng)早已換掉

　　Old Wang has had insect teeth since he was nine years old, why are his teeth still there when he was nine years old? Answer: The insect has already been replaced

　　302、一只狼鉆進(jìn)羊圈，想吃羊，可是它為啥沒(méi)吃又沒(méi)吃羊？答案：因?yàn)椋貉蛉�里沒(méi)有羊！

　　A wolf crawled into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didnt it eat or eat sheep? Answer: Because there are no sheep in the sheep pen!

　　303、一個(gè)人的前面放了一本又厚又寬的大書，他想跨過(guò)去可怎么也跨不過(guò)去，你知道這是什么原因嗎？答案：因?yàn)闀�就放在墻�?/p>

　　A person placed a thick and wide book in front of him, but he couldnt cross it no matter what. Do you know the reason for this? Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner of the wall

　　304、一個(gè)小孩和一個(gè)大人在漆黑的夜晚走路，小孩是大人的兒子，大人卻不是小孩的父親，請(qǐng)問(wèn)為什么？答案：因?yàn)樗麄兪悄缸雨P(guān)系

　　A child and an adult are walking on a pitch black night. The child is the son of the adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. May I ask why? Answer: Because they are in a mother son relationship

　　305、一個(gè)人掉到河里，還掙扎了幾下，它從河里爬上來(lái)，衣服全濕了，頭發(fā)卻沒(méi)濕，為什么？答案：因?yàn)樗�是光頭

　　A person fell into the river and struggled a few times before crawling up. Its clothes were all wet, but its hair wasnt. Why? Answer: Because he is bald

　　306、一頭牛加一捆草等于什么？答案：還是一頭牛

　　What is the sum of a cow and a bundle of grass? Answer: Its still a cow

　　307、一只螞蟻居然從四川爬到了東京，可能嗎？答案：地圖上爬

　　Is it possible for an ant to crawl from Sichuan to Tokyo? Answer: Climbing on the map

　　308、地球上什么東西每天要走的距離最遠(yuǎn)？ 答案：地球

　　What on Earth has to travel the farthest distance every day? Answer: Earth

　　309、什么人心腸最不好？ 答案： 地胃腸炎的人

　　Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis

　　310、三個(gè)金鑫，三個(gè)水叫淼，三個(gè)人叫眾，那么三個(gè)鬼應(yīng)該叫什么？答案：叫救命

　　Three Jinxin, three Shui called Miao, and three people called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? Answer: Call for help

　　311、牛的舌頭和尾巴在什么時(shí)候遇在一起？ 答案：餐廳里

　　When did the tongue and tail of a cow meet? Answer: In the restaurant

　　312、什么英文字母最多人喜歡聽(tīng)呢？ 答案：CD

　　What English letters do people like to listen to the most? Answer: CD

　　313、當(dāng)?shù)厍虮�炸時(shí)，什么地方最安全？答案：地猴

　　When the Earth explodes, where is the safest place? Answer: Ground monkey

　　314、為什么剛出生的小孩只有一只左眼睛？ 答案： 人本來(lái)就只有一只左眼睛

　　Why do newborns only have one left eye? Answer: Humans already only have one left eye

　　315、中國(guó)人都會(huì)寫哪種外國(guó)字？答案：阿拉伯?dāng)?shù)字

　　What foreign characters do Chinese people write? Answer: Arabic numerals

　　316、拿雞蛋扔石頭，為什么雞蛋沒(méi)破？ 答案： 左手拿蛋右手扔石頭，雞蛋怎么會(huì)破？

　　Why didnt the egg break when throwing it at the stone? Answer: How can an egg break when holding it with your left hand and throwing it with your right hand?

　　317、用什么辦法能使眉毛長(zhǎng)在眼睛下面？答案：倒立

　　What methods can be used to make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: Inverted

　　318、兩只狗賽跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到終點(diǎn)時(shí)，哪只狗出汗多？ 答案：狗不會(huì)出汗

　　Two dogs race, with dog A running faster and dog B running slower. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more? Answer: Dogs do not sweat

　　319、牙醫(yī)靠什么吃飯？答案：嘴巴

　　What do dentists rely on for their meals? Answer: Mouth

　　320、黑人和白人生下的嬰兒，牙齒是什么顏色的？答案：嬰兒還沒(méi)有長(zhǎng)牙齒

　　What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people? Answer: The baby has not yet grown teeth

　　321、兩對(duì)父子去買帽子，每人買了一頂，卻為什么只買了三頂？答案：祖孫三代人

　　Two father and son went to buy hats, each bought one, but why did they only buy three? Answer: Three generations of ancestors and grandchildren

　　322、世界上最小的島是什么？ 答案： 馬路上的安全島

　　What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Safety Island on the Road

　　323、太陽(yáng)和月亮在一起是哪一天？ 答案：明天

　　On which day are the sun and moon together? Answer: Tomorrow

　　324、電和閃電有什么不同？答案：一個(gè)花錢，一個(gè)不花錢

　　What is the difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: One spends money, the other doesnt

　　325、有一個(gè)人在大雨傾盆的曠野中奔跑了十分鐘，頭發(fā)和衣服都沒(méi)有濕，為什么？答案：那是一個(gè)裸體的禿頭男人

　　A person ran for ten minutes in the pouring rain in the wilderness, but their hair and clothes were not wet. Why? Answer: Thats a naked bald man

　　326、“新華字典”有多少個(gè)字？ 答案： 四個(gè)

　　How many words are there in the "Xinhua Dictionary"? Answer: Four

　　327、世界上除了火車啥車最長(zhǎng)？答案：塞車

　　Which train is the longest in the world besides a train? Answer: Traffic jam

　　328、有一塊天然的黑色的大理石，在九月七號(hào)這一天，把它扔到錢塘江里會(huì)有什么現(xiàn)象發(fā)生？答案：沉到江底

　　There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into the Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sinking to the bottom of the river

　　329、什么東西你有，別人也有，雖然是身外之物，卻不能交換？ 答案：姓名

　　What do you have and others have, even though its something external, it cant be exchanged? Answer: Name

　　330、甲乙兩位仇人以喝毒酒決定生死，為什么乙選了沒(méi)毒的酒卻死了？答案：被甲打死了。

　　Why did two enemies, A and B, decide their life and death by drinking poisoned wine? Why did B choose non-toxic wine but die? Answer: I was killed by Jia.

　　331、為什么小王從初一到初三就學(xué)了一篇課文？ 答案： 初一到初三，兩天學(xué)一課，算不錯(cuò)了！

　　Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from grade one to grade three? Answer: Learning one lesson in two days from grade one to grade three is not bad!

　　332、一座橋上面立有一牌，牌上寫“不準(zhǔn)過(guò)橋”。但是很多人都照樣不理睬，照樣過(guò)去。你說(shuō)為什么？答案：這座橋的名字叫“不準(zhǔn)過(guò)橋”

　　There is a sign standing on a bridge that reads No crossing . But many people still ignore it and pass by. Why do you think so? Answer: The name of this bridge is No Crossing

　　333、請(qǐng)問(wèn)世界上最小的島是什么島？答案：安全島

　　What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Safety Island

　　334、胖胖是個(gè)頗有名氣的跳水運(yùn)動(dòng)員，可是有一天，他站在跳臺(tái)上，卻不敢往下跳。這是為什么？ 答案：因?yàn)樗�池里沒(méi)有水

　　Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day, he stood on the diving platform and dared not jump down. Why is this? Answer: Because there is no water in the pool

　　335、能夠使我們的眼睛透過(guò)一堵墻的是什么？答案：窗戶

　　What can make our eyes see through a wall? Answer: Window

　　336、小紅和小麗是同學(xué)，也住在同一條街，她們總是一起上學(xué)，可是每天一出家門就一個(gè)向左走，一個(gè)向右走，這是怎么回事呢？答案：他們的家門是相對(duì)著的

　　Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live on the same street. They always go to school together, but every day when they leave the house, one turns left and the other turns right. Whats going on? Answer: Their homes are facing each other

　　337、李先生到16層樓去談生意，但他只乘電梯到14層樓，然后再步行爬樓梯上去，為什么？答案：李先生個(gè)子太矮，按不到16樓的電梯按鍵

　　Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor and then walked up the stairs. Why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor

　　338、打狗要看主人，打虎要看什么？答案：要看你有沒(méi)有種

　　When fighting a dog, it depends on the owner; when fighting a tiger, what should we look at? Answer: It depends on whether you have the ability

　　339、灰姑娘的老爸老媽可能是誰(shuí)？答案：白雪公主與包公

　　Who could Cinderellas parents be? Answer: Snow White and Duke Bao

　　340、早晨醒來(lái)，每個(gè)人都會(huì)去做的第一件事是什么？答案：睜眼

　　What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes

　　341、華先生有個(gè)本領(lǐng)，那就是能讓見(jiàn)到他的人，都會(huì)自動(dòng)手心朝上。這是怎么回事？答案：他是個(gè)中醫(yī)

　　Mr. Hua has a skill of making people who see him automatically turn their palms up. Whats going on here? Answer: He is a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner

　　342、如果說(shuō)兒童是國(guó)家未來(lái)的棟梁，那么兒童肚子里的蛔蟲(chóng)是什么？答案：當(dāng)然棟梁的蛀蟲(chóng)了

　　If children are the future pillars of the country, what are the roundworms in their stomachs? Answer: Of course, its the boring insects of the pillars

　　343、為什么黑人喜歡吃白色巧克力？答案：害怕咬到自己的手

　　Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: Afraid of biting your own hand

　　344、鐵放到外面要生銹，那金子呢？ 答案：會(huì)被偷走

　　Iron rusts when placed outside, what about gold? Answer: It will be stolen

　　345、兩只狗賽跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到終點(diǎn)時(shí)，哪只狗出汗多？答案：狗不會(huì)出汗

　　Two dogs race, with dog A running faster and dog B running slower. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more? Answer: Dogs do not sweat

　　346、坐什么板凳最不好受？答案：冷板凳

　　What stool is the most uncomfortable to sit on? Answer: Cold bench

　　347、什么東西能加不能減？答案：年齡

　　What can be added or subtracted? Answer: Age

　　348、一只候鳥(niǎo)從南方飛到北方要用一個(gè)小時(shí)，而從北方飛到南方則需二個(gè)半小時(shí)，為什么呢？答案：兩個(gè)半小時(shí)不就是一個(gè)小時(shí)嗎

　　It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, while it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why? Answer: Isnt two and a half hours just an hour

　　349、金太太一向心直口快，可什么事竟讓她突然變得吞吞吐吐了呢？答案：金太太在吃甘蔗的時(shí)候吞吞吐吐

　　Mrs. Jin has always been straightforward and outspoken, but what has suddenly made her hesitant? Answer: Mrs. Jin is hesitating while eating sugarcane

　　350、小王是一名優(yōu)秀士兵，一天他在站崗值勤時(shí)，明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過(guò)來(lái)，為什么他卻睜一只眼閉一只眼？答案：他正在瞄準(zhǔn)

　　Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day while he was on duty, he saw an enemy quietly approaching him. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming

　　351、小朋友在游泳池游泳，游了一陣，大勇數(shù)了數(shù)，發(fā)覺(jué)少了一個(gè)，忙向老師報(bào)告，老師卻說(shuō)沒(méi)有少，是什么原因呢？答案：大勇忘了數(shù)上自己

　　The child was swimming in the swimming pool, swimming for a while. Da Yong counted and found that one was missing. He quickly reported to the teacher, but the teacher said there was no shortage. What is the reason? Answer: Dayong forgot to count himself

　　352、哪一種人最容易走極端？答案：愛(ài)基斯摩人

　　Which type of person is most likely to go to extremes? Answer: Love Kismo people

　　353、有一個(gè)人，他是你父母生的，但他卻不是你的兄弟姐妹，他是誰(shuí)？答案：自己

　　There is a person who was born by your parents, but he is not your brother and sisters. Who is he? Answer: Myself

　　354、太平洋的中間是什么？ 答案： 是平字

　　What is the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer: It is a flat character

　　355、什么東西愈洗愈臟？答案：水

　　What gets dirtier the more you wash? Answer: Water

　　356、在什么時(shí)候1+2不等于3？ 答案：算錯(cuò)了的時(shí)候

　　When is 1+2 not equal to 3? Answer: When the calculation is wrong

　　357、爸爸丟了一樣?xùn)|西，為什么媽媽還特別高興？答案：他丟掉了壞習(xí)慣

　　Dad lost something, why is Mom still so happy? Answer: He has lost his bad habits

　　358、什么樣的輪子只轉(zhuǎn)不走？答案：風(fēng)車的輪子

　　What kind of wheels only turn and do not move? Answer: The wheels of a windmill

　　359、什么書你不可能在書店里買到？答案：秘書

　　What book cant you buy in a bookstore? Answer: Secretary

　　360、為什么老王家的馬能吃掉老張家的象？答案：因?yàn)樗麄冋�在下象�?/p>

　　Why can Lao Wangs horse eat Lao Zhangs elephant? Answer: Because they are playing chess

　　361、服裝儀容檢查時(shí)，明明有理頭發(fā)，為什么教官不信？答案：秀才遇到兵，「有理」說(shuō)不清

　　During the clothing and appearance inspection, why didnt the instructor believe me even though I had my hair right? Answer: When a scholar encounters a soldier, it is difficult to explain the reason

　　362、蘭蘭經(jīng)過(guò)某市時(shí)，正巧那里發(fā)生了大地震，為什么蘭蘭卻安然無(wú)恙呢？答案：她坐飛機(jī)路過(guò)

　　When Lanlan passed by a certain city, a major earthquake happened there. Why was Lanlan safe and sound? Answer: She passed by on a plane

　　363、女王說(shuō)：“原來(lái)有個(gè)弟弟膽子很小，一點(diǎn)受不了驚嚇，有天夜里弟弟又做了惡夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)敵國(guó)的武士沖入皇宮，將劍刺入他的心臟。弟弟受到這個(gè)驚嚇，在夢(mèng)中就死去了。”你相信她說(shuō)的話嗎？答案：不相信因?yàn)榈艿茉趬?mèng)中被嚇?biāo)啦豢赡芨嬖V她夢(mèng)

　　The Queen said, "There was a younger brother who was very timid and couldnt stand being scared at all. One night, the younger brother had a nightmare where a warrior from an enemy country rushed into the palace and stabbed his sword into his heart. The younger brother was frightened and died in his dream." Do you believe what she said? Answer: I dont believe it because my younger brother was scared to death in his dream and couldnt tell her about it

　　364、灰姑娘的老爸老媽可能是誰(shuí)？答案：白雪公主與包公

　　Who could Cinderellas parents be? Answer: Snow White and Duke Bao

　　365、什么貴重的東西最容易不翼而飛？答案：人造衛(wèi)星

　　What valuable thing is most likely to disappear without a trace? Answer: Artificial satellites

　　366、模樣相同的哥倆同時(shí)應(yīng)征入伍，他們有血緣關(guān)系且出生日期及父母的名字完全相同。連長(zhǎng)問(wèn)他倆是不是雙胞胎。他們說(shuō)不是。請(qǐng)問(wèn)這是為什么？答案：三胞胎中的兩個(gè)

　　Two brothers with the same appearance were enlisted at the same time. They are related by blood and have identical birth dates and parents names. The platoon leader asked if they were twins. They said no. May I ask why this is? Answer: Two of the triplets

　　367、小明去參加講笑話比賽，一路上小明一直用冰塊敷嘴巴，為什么？答案：怕笑話到時(shí)候不新鮮

　　Xiaoming went to participate in a joke telling competition and kept putting ice on his mouth all the way. Why? Answer: Im afraid jokes wont be fresh in the future

　　368、杏子從52樓跳下，為什么沒(méi)事？答案：她是只鳥(niǎo)

　　Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor, why is it okay? Answer: She is a bird

　　369、老板從來(lái)不會(huì)燒菜，可他每天都會(huì)燒相同的一道菜，請(qǐng)問(wèn)這是什么菜？答案：“炒魷魚(yú)”

　　The boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dish every day. What kind of dish is this? Answer: "Stir fried Squid"

　　370、阿強(qiáng)和阿燕裸體死在一間密室中、現(xiàn)場(chǎng)只留下一灘水和一些碎玻璃，請(qǐng)推測(cè)他們的死因？答案：阿強(qiáng)和阿燕是金魚(yú)

　　Aqiang and Ayan died naked in a secret room, leaving only a pool of water and some broken glass at the scene. Please speculate on their cause of death? Answer: Aqiang and Ayan are goldfish

　　371、有一個(gè)人，他是你父母生的，但他卻不是你的兄弟姐妹，他是誰(shuí)？答案：你自己

　　There is a man who was born by your parents, but he is not your brother and sisters. Who is he? Answer: You are yourself

　　372、移防到馬祖的大兵阿明以女友即將生產(chǎn)為由申請(qǐng)返臺(tái)，為什么卻沒(méi)有被批準(zhǔn)？答案：因?yàn)轳R明來(lái)到阿祖一超過(guò)一年以上，中途不曾返臺(tái)過(guò)。

　　A soldier named Ah Ming, who was relocated to Matsu, applied to return to Taiwan on the grounds that his girlfriend was about to give birth, but was not approved? Answer: Because Ma Ming has been in Azu for over a year and has never returned to Taiwan halfway.

　　373、一輛客車發(fā)生了事故，所有的人都受傷了，為什么小明卻沒(méi)事？答案：因?yàn)樗�不在車�?/p>

　　A bus accident occurred, and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? Answer: Because he is not in the car

　　374、馬在什么地方不用四條腿照樣可以走？答案：棋盤上

　　Where can a horse walk without four legs? Answer: On the chessboard

　　375、小明家住在五樓，可是電梯壞了，他自己也沒(méi)有走樓梯，他卻上了五樓回到家里，這可能嗎？答案：他媽媽背著他上樓

　　Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator broke down and he didnt take the stairs himself. He went up to the fifth floor and returned home. Is this possible? Answer: His mother carries him upstairs

　　376、什么東西人們?cè)诓煌５爻运�，卻永遠(yuǎn)吃不飽。答案：空氣

　　What is it that people keep eating but never get enough to eat. Answer: Air

　　377、哪種比賽，贏的得不到獎(jiǎng)品，輸?shù)膮s有獎(jiǎng)品？答案：劃拳喝酒

　　What kind of competition does the winner not receive a prize, but the loser receives a prize? Answer: Boxing and drinking alcohol

　　378、把火熄滅的最快方法是什么？答案：火上加一橫

　　What is the fastest way to extinguish a fire? Answer: Add a horizontal line to the fire

　　379、孔子與孟子有何不同？答案：孔子的子在左邊。孟子的子在上邊

　　What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer: Confucius son is on the left. Mencius son is above

　　380、冬冬的爸爸牙齒非常好，可是他經(jīng)常去口腔醫(yī)院，為什么？答案：因?yàn)樗�是牙科醫(yī)生

　　Dongdongs father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital. Why? Answer: Because he is a dentist

　　381、去動(dòng)物園，看到的第一個(gè)關(guān)在籠子里的動(dòng)物是什么？ 答案：售票員

　　What is the first animal in a cage that you see when you go to the zoo? Answer: Ticket seller

　　382、兔子的眼睛為什么是紅的？答案：因?yàn)樗�跑輸了烏龜哭紅的

　　Why are rabbits eyes red? Answer: Because he lost and the turtle cried red

　　383、無(wú)聊的時(shí)候，開(kāi)車游車河時(shí)，叫做什么？答案：白花油

　　When bored, what is it called driving around the river? Answer: White flower oil

　　384、有一個(gè)人一年才上一天班又不怕被解雇他是誰(shuí)？答案：圣誕老人

　　Who is a person who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? Answer: Santa Claus

　　385、老高騎自行車騎了十公里，但周圍的景物始終沒(méi)有變化。為什么。答案：他騎的是室內(nèi)健身車

　　Lao Gao rode his bicycle for ten kilometers, but the surrounding scenery remained unchanged. Why? Answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike

　　386、一場(chǎng)大雨，忙著耕種的農(nóng)人紛紛走避，卻仍有一人不走，為什么？答案：它是稻草人

　　In a heavy rain, farmers busy with farming fled one after another, but there was still one person who didnt leave. Why? Answer: It is a scarecrow

　　387、有個(gè)人走獨(dú)木橋，前面來(lái)了一只老虎，后面來(lái)了只熊，這個(gè)人是怎么過(guò)去的？ 答案： 暈過(guò)去了

　　A person walked on a single plank bridge, with a tiger in front and a bear behind. How did this person get there? Answer: I fainted

　　388、老師說(shuō)蚯蚓切成兩段仍能再生，小東照老師話去做，蚯蚓卻死了，為什么？答案：小東是豎著將蚯蚓切開(kāi)的

　　The teacher said that earthworms can still regenerate when cut in two, but Xiao Dong followed the teachers instructions and the earthworms died. Why? Answer: Xiao Dong cut open the earthworm vertically

　　389、在做游戲是，你是司令，你手下有兩名軍長(zhǎng)，五名團(tuán)長(zhǎng)，十個(gè)排長(zhǎng)和二十五名士兵，那么他們的司令今年幾歲了？答案：你幾歲就是幾歲

　　When playing games, you are a commander with two army commanders, five regimental commanders, ten platoon leaders, and twenty-five soldiers under your command. So, how old is their commander this year? Answer: How old are you

　　390、什么最會(huì)弄虛做假？ 答案： 魔術(shù)師

　　What is the most adept at making false statements? Answer: Magician

　　391、“水蛇”“蟒蛇”“青竹蛇”哪一個(gè)比較長(zhǎng)？答案：“青竹蛇”最長(zhǎng)，因?yàn)樗�有三個(gè)字

　　Which is longer, "water snake," "python," or "green bamboo snake"? Answer: "Green Bamboo Snake" is the longest because it has three characters

　　392、阿輝從來(lái)不念書。為何也能成為全校的模范生？答案：他是聾啞生

　　Ah Hui never studies. Why can one also become a model student in the whole school? Answer: He is a deaf mute student

　　393、小明點(diǎn)了一份全熟的牛排，但是為什么一切下去居然流出血來(lái)？答案：因?yàn)椴恍⌒那械绞至?/p>

　　Xiao Ming ordered a fully cooked steak, but why did everything bleed? Answer: Because I accidentally cut my hand

　　394、有什么人睡著了是最難叫醒的？答案：假裝睡著的人

　　Who is the hardest person to wake up when they are asleep? Answer: People who pretend to be asleep

　　395、身份證掉了怎么辦？答案：撿起來(lái)

　　What should I do if I lose my ID card? Answer: Pick it up

　　396、古時(shí)候沒(méi)有鐘，有人養(yǎng)了一群雞，可是天亮?xí)r，沒(méi)有一只雞給他報(bào)曉。這是為什么？答案：他養(yǎng)了一群母雞

　　In ancient times, there were no clocks. Some people raised a group of chickens, but at dawn, not a single chicken informed them. Why is this? Answer: He raised a group of hens

　　397、公共汽車上，兩個(gè)人正在熱烈的交談，可圍觀的人卻一句話也聽(tīng)不到，這是因?yàn)槭裁�？答案：這是一對(duì)聾啞人

　　On the bus, two people were having a lively conversation, but the onlookers couldnt hear a word. Whats the reason for this? Answer: These are a pair of deaf and mute people

　　398、右手永遠(yuǎn)抓不到什么？答案：右手

　　What can never be grasped by the right hand? Answer: Right hand

　　399、當(dāng)哥倫布一只腳邁上新大陸后，緊接著做什么？ 答案： 邁上另一只腳

　　What did Columbus do immediately after stepping onto the New World with one foot? Answer: Step on the other foot

　　400、一只螞蟻從幾百萬(wàn)米高的山峰落下來(lái)會(huì)怎么死？答案：餓死

　　How would an ant die when it falls from a mountain peak millions of meters high? Answer: Starving to death

　　401、既沒(méi)有生孩子、養(yǎng)孩子也沒(méi)有認(rèn)干娘，還沒(méi)有認(rèn)領(lǐng)養(yǎng)子養(yǎng)女就先當(dāng)上了娘，請(qǐng)問(wèn)：這是什么人答案：新郎

　　Who is this person who has neither given birth to children, adopted children, nor recognized godparents, and has not yet claimed adopted children? Answer: The groom

　　402、小虎從“武術(shù)大全”這本書上學(xué)得一身好功夫，但是第一次路見(jiàn)不平就被修理了一頓，為什么？答案：他看的是盜印版

　　Xiao Hu learned a lot of martial arts skills from the book "Complete Collection of Martial Arts", but he got fixed on his first rough road. Why? Answer: He was looking at a pirated version

　　403、什么東西比烏鴉更討厭？答案：烏鴉嘴

　　What is more annoying than crows? Answer: Crow beak

　　404、爸爸問(wèn)小明，什么東西渾身都是漂亮的羽毛，每天早晨叫你起床？小明猜對(duì)了，但卻不是雞，那是什么？答案：雞毛撣子

　　Dad asked Xiaoming, what is something covered in beautiful feathers that wakes you up every morning? Xiaoming guessed right, but its not a chicken. What is it? Answer: Chicken feather duster

　　405、針掉到大海怎么辦？答案：再買一顆

　　What should I do if a needle falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another one

　　406、房間里有十根點(diǎn)著的蠟燭，被風(fēng)吹滅了九根，第二天還剩幾根？答案：九根

　　There are ten lit candles in the room, nine of which were blown out by the wind. How many are left the next day? Answer: Nine roots

　　407、老李帶嬰兒去喝酒，居然還讓嬰兒喝了三大杯啤酒，旁邊的人為什么都不勸阻或責(zé)罵？答案：嬰兒是那個(gè)人的外號(hào)

　　Lao Li took the baby to drink alcohol and even made the baby drink three large glasses of beer. Why didnt the people next to him discourage or scold him? Answer: Baby is that persons nickname

　　408、為什么剛出生的小孩只有一只左眼睛？答案：人本來(lái)就只有一只左眼睛

　　Why do newborns only have one left eye? Answer: Humans already only have one left eye

　　409、什么油不能點(diǎn)燃？答案：醬油

　　What oil cannot ignite? Answer: Soy sauce

　　410、笑和哭有什么相同之處？答案：都是10畫

　　What are the similarities between laughter and crying? Answer: They are all 10 paintings

　　411、為什么結(jié)婚要請(qǐng)客吃飯，辦喪事也要請(qǐng)客吃飯？答案：前面宣布家里多了一個(gè)人吃飯后面宣布家里少了一個(gè)人吃飯

　　Why is it necessary to treat guests to meals when getting married, and also for funerals? Answer: It was announced earlier that there was one more person eating at home, and later it was announced that there was one less person eating at home

　　412、老高騎自行車騎了十公里，但周圍的景物始終沒(méi)有變化。為什么？答案：他騎的是室內(nèi)健身車

　　Lao Gao rode his bicycle for ten kilometers, but the surrounding scenery remained unchanged. Why? Answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike

　　413、情人卡、生日卡、大大小小的卡，到底要寄什么卡給女人，最能博得她的歡心呢？答案：信用卡

　　Valentines card, birthday card, big or small card, what card should I send to a woman to win her favor the most? Answer: Credit card

　　414、小涵捉到一只小鳥(niǎo)，她把小鳥(niǎo)放在桌子上，小鳥(niǎo)卻沒(méi)有飛，是什么原因？答案：鳥(niǎo)已死

　　Xiaohan caught a little bird and placed it on the table, but it didnt fly. Whats the reason? Answer: The bird is dead

　　415、客人送來(lái)一籃草莓，貝貝吵著要吃草莓�？蓩寢屍�說(shuō)家里沒(méi)有草莓為什么 答案： 客人送來(lái)的只是一幅畫

　　The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Beibei insisted on eating them. But my mother insists that there are no strawberries at home. Why is that? Answer: The customer only brought a painting

　　416、“水蛇”“蟒蛇”“青竹蛇”哪一個(gè)比較長(zhǎng)？答案：青竹蛇”最長(zhǎng)，有三個(gè)字

　　Which is longer, "water snake," "python," or "green bamboo snake"? Answer: Green Bamboo Snake is the longest and consists of three characters

　　417、一個(gè)小孩和一個(gè)大人在漆黑的夜晚走路，小孩是大人的兒子，大人卻不是小孩的父親，請(qǐng)問(wèn)為什么？ 答案： 因?yàn)樗麄兪悄缸雨P(guān)系

　　A child and an adult are walking on a pitch black night. The child is the son of the adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. May I ask why? Answer: Because they are in a mother son relationship

　　418、在做游戲是，你是司令，你手下有兩名軍長(zhǎng)，五名團(tuán)長(zhǎng)，十個(gè)排長(zhǎng)和二十五名士兵，那么他們的司令今年幾歲了？答案：你幾歲就是幾歲

　　When playing games, you are a commander with two army commanders, five regimental commanders, ten platoon leaders, and twenty-five soldiers under your command. So, how old is their commander this year? Answer: How old are you

　　419、眼睛為什么比天還高？答案：因?yàn)樾谋忍旄�，眼睛還在心上面呢

　　Why are the eyes taller than the sky? Answer: Because the heart is higher than the sky, and the eyes are still above the heart

　　420、參加聯(lián)考時(shí)，除了準(zhǔn)考證之外，最重要的是什么？答案：記得起床

　　What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the joint examination? Answer: Remember to wake up

　　421、白冰冰與關(guān)公生的雙胞胎叫什么名字？答案：粉紅派對(duì)

　　What are the names of the twins Bai Bingbing and Guan Gongsheng? Answer: Pink Party

　　422、雞蛋殼有什么用處？答案：用來(lái)包蛋清和蛋黃

　　What is the use of eggshells? Answer: Used to wrap egg white and yolk

　　423、武松到底犯了什么罪，為何被抓？答案：打死保護(hù)動(dòng)物老虎

　　What crime did Wu Song commit and why was he arrested? Answer: Kill the protected animal tiger

　　424、有一個(gè)人走在沙灘上，回頭卻看不見(jiàn)自己的腳印，為什么？ 答案： 因?yàn)樗�倒著�?/p>

　　There is a person walking on the beach, but when they turn around, they cant see their footprints. Why? Answer: Because he walked backwards

　　425、胖姐阿英站上人體秤時(shí)，為何指針卻只指著5？ 答案：指針已經(jīng)轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)一圈了

　　Why does Fat Sister Aying only point to 5 when she stands on the body scale? Answer: The pointer has already turned one circle

　　426、拿雞蛋扔石頭，為什么雞蛋沒(méi)破？答案：左手拿蛋右手扔石頭，雞蛋怎么會(huì)破？

　　Why didnt the egg break when throwing it at the stone? Answer: How can an egg break when holding it with your left hand and throwing it with your right hand?

　　427、有種船從來(lái)沒(méi)下過(guò)水，為什么還是船？答案：宇宙飛船。

　　There is a kind of boat that has never been submerged, why is it still a boat? Answer: Spaceship.

　　428、魚(yú)與熊掌要如何才可兼得？答案：養(yǎng)只會(huì)抓魚(yú)的熊

　　How can one have both fish and bears paw? Answer: Keeping a bear that only knows how to catch fish

　　429、某島上有只烏龜，正中央是棵椰子樹(shù)，島的旁邊還有一座島，烏龜想過(guò)去，但又不太會(huì)游水，請(qǐng)問(wèn)它該怎么過(guò)？答案：他還在想

　　There is a turtle on an island, with a coconut tree in the center and another island next to it. The turtle wants to go there, but it is not very good at swimming. How should it go? Answer: He is still thinking

　　430、山坡上有一群羊，來(lái)了一群羊。一共有幾群羊？答案：還是一群呀！

　　There is a group of sheep on the hillside, and a group of sheep has arrived. How many sheep are there in total? Answer: Its still a group!

　　431、小明總是喜歡把家里的鬧鐘整壞，媽媽為什么總是讓不會(huì)修理鐘表的爸爸代為修理？答案：修理小明

　　Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who doesnt know how to repair clocks, to do it for him? Answer: Repair Xiaoming

　　432、什么人一年中只工作一天？ 答案： 圣誕老人

　　Who only works one day a year? Answer: Santa Claus

　　433、有一位老奶奶在看報(bào)，一只蚊子正想要叮她，老奶奶手和腳都沒(méi)動(dòng)，為什么蚊子會(huì)突然死掉了？答案：因?yàn)槲米颖焕夏棠痰陌櫦y夾死了

　　There was an old lady reading a newspaper. A mosquito was about to bite her, but the old lady didnt move her hands or feet. Why did the mosquito suddenly die? Answer: Because the mosquito was killed by the wrinkles of the old lady

　　434、沙沙聲稱自己是辨別母雞年齡的專家，其絕招是用牙齒，為什么？答案：把雞親口吃了來(lái)辨別母雞的老嫩

　　Shasha claims to be an expert in identifying the age of hens, and her ultimate trick is to use her teeth. Why? Answer: Eating the chicken in person to distinguish its age and tenderness

　　435、為什么老王家的馬能吃掉老張家的象。答案：因?yàn)樗麄冋�在下象�?/p>

　　Why can the horse of Lao Wangs family eat the elephant of Lao Zhangs family. Answer: Because they are playing chess

　　436、一位服裝模特兒小姐，即使在平日也穿著未經(jīng)發(fā)表的新款服飾，但她常�？吹酱┲�和她完全相同服飾的人。這是為什么？答案：因?yàn)樗�看到鏡子中的自己

　　A fashion model girl who often wears unreleased new clothing even on weekdays, but she often sees people wearing the exact same outfit as her. Why is this? Answer: Because she saw herself in the mirror

　　437、大象的左邊耳朵象什么？ 答案： 右邊耳朵

　　What does the left ear of an elephant resemble? Answer: Right ear

　　438、用哪三個(gè)字可以回答一切疑問(wèn)題？答案：不知道

　　Which three words can answer all doubts? Answer: I dont know

　　439、有賣的，沒(méi)買的，每天賣了不少的。答案：門坎

　　There are things for sale and things that havent been bought. We sell quite a few every day. Answer: Threshold

　　440、為什么阿郎穿著全新沒(méi)破洞的雨衣，卻依然弄的全身濕透？答案：他在太陽(yáng)底下穿著雨衣走路

　　Why is Alang wearing a brand new and uncut raincoat, yet still soaking wet all over? Answer: He walked in a raincoat under the sun

　　441、什么時(shí)候看到的月亮最大？ 答案： 登上月球時(shí)

　　When did you see the largest moon? Answer: When landing on the moon

　　442、制造日期與有效日期是同一天的產(chǎn)品是什么？答案：報(bào)紙

　　What is a product whose manufacturing date and expiration date are the same? Answer: Newspaper

　　443、什么筋傷了不能貼膏藥？答案：傷腦筋。

　　What kind of tendon injury cannot be treated with plaster? Answer: Its a headache.

　　444、監(jiān)獄里關(guān)著兩名犯人，一天晚上犯人全都逃跑了，可是第二天看守員打開(kāi)牢門一看，里面還有一個(gè)犯人？答案：逃跑的犯人名字叫“全都”。

　　There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guard opened the door and found another prisoner inside? Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is All .

　　445、有一頭頭朝北的牛，它向右轉(zhuǎn)原地轉(zhuǎn)三圈，然后向后轉(zhuǎn)原地轉(zhuǎn)三圈，接著再往右轉(zhuǎn)，這時(shí)候它尾巴朝哪？答案：朝下

　　There is a cow facing north. It turns right in place three times, then turns back in place three times, and then turns right again. At this point, where does its tail face? Answer: Facing downwards

　　446、小明一直都是考零分的，但這回卻考了100分，為什么他還是哭了？答案：樂(lè)哭的

　　Xiao Ming has always scored zero in exams, but this time he scored 100. Why is he still crying? Answer: Happy to cry

　　447、有一個(gè)人被從幾千米的高空掉下來(lái)的東西砸在頭上，卻沒(méi)有受傷，為什么？答案：砸下來(lái)的是雪花

　　A person was hit on the head by something that fell from thousands of meters high, but was not injured. Why? Answer: What fell was snowflakes

　　448、小明對(duì)小華說(shuō)：我可以坐在一個(gè)你永遠(yuǎn)也坐不到的地方！他坐在哪里？答案：小華的身上

　　Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, I can sit in a place you will never be able to sit in!! Where is he sitting? Answer: On Xiaohuas body

　　449、一人被老虎窮追不舍，突然前有條大河，他不會(huì)游泳，但他過(guò)去了，為什么？答案：嚇昏過(guò)去了

　　A person was relentlessly pursued by a tiger when suddenly there was a big river ahead. He couldnt swim, but he passed by. Why? Answer: I fainted from fright

　　450、老王擦桌子，擦了半天，仍覺(jué)得臟，為什么？答案：因?yàn)槔贤醯睦匣ㄧR是臟的

　　Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but still felt dirty. Why? Answer: Because Lao Wangs reading glasses are dirty

　　451、打破了什么人人都叫好？答案：世界紀(jì)錄

　　what did everyone applaud for breaking? Answer: World record

　　452、哪項(xiàng)比賽是往后跑的？答案：拔河

　　Which race is running backwards? Answer: Tug of war

　　453、戰(zhàn)場(chǎng)上，子彈最密集的地方在哪里？ 答案：在丹藥運(yùn)輸車上

　　On the battlefield, where is the most densely populated area with bullets? Answer: On the pill transport vehicle

　　454、有個(gè)人餓得要死，而冰箱里有雞罐、魚(yú)罐、豬肉等罐頭，他先打開(kāi)什么？答案：先開(kāi)冰箱

　　Someone is starving to death, and there are cans of chicken, fish, pork, and other canned goods in the refrigerator. What does he open first? Answer: First, open the refrigerator

　　455、飛機(jī)從天上掉下來(lái)，為什么沒(méi)有一個(gè)受傷的？ 答案： 全都死了

　　Why didnt anyone get injured when the plane fell from the sky? Answer: They all died

　　456、一張方桌據(jù)掉一個(gè)角，還有幾個(gè)角？答案：5個(gè)角

　　How many corners are left on a square table if one corner is missing? Answer: 5 corners

　　457、阿明給蚊子咬了一大一小的包，請(qǐng)問(wèn)較大的包，是公蚊子咬的，還是母蚊子咬的？ 答案：公蚊是不咬人的

　　Amin bit a large and a small bag for mosquitoes. May I ask if the larger bag was bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes do not bite people

　　458、黑雞厲害還是白雞厲害？為什么？答案：黑雞厲害，能下白蛋，白雞下不了黑蛋。

　　Is the black chicken stronger or the white chicken stronger? Why? Answer: Black chickens are powerful, they can lay white eggs, while white chickens cannot lay black eggs.

　　459、什么字全世界通用？ 答案： 阿拉伯?dāng)?shù)字

　　What word is commonly used worldwide? Answer: Arabic numerals

　　460、什么東西愈生氣，它便愈大？答案：脾氣

　　What makes it bigger the angrier it gets? Answer: Temperament

　　461、什么樣的路不能走？答案：電路

　　What kind of road cannot be taken? Answer: Circuit

　　462、客人送來(lái)一籃草莓，貝貝吵著要吃草莓�？蓩寢屍�說(shuō)家里沒(méi)有草莓為什么？答案：客人送來(lái)的只是一幅畫

　　The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Beibei insisted on eating them. Why does Mom insist that there are no strawberries at home? Answer: The guest only sent a painting

　　463、有一種東西，上升的時(shí)候同時(shí)會(huì)下降下降的同時(shí)會(huì)上升，這是什么？答案：蹺蹺板

　　There is something that rises while falling, and at the same time rises. What is this? Answer: Stilt board

　　464、四個(gè)人在一間小屋里打麻將（沒(méi)有其他人在看著），這時(shí)警察來(lái)了，四個(gè)人都跑了，可是警察到了屋里又抓到一個(gè)人，為什么？ 答案： 四個(gè)人在屋里打一個(gè)叫“麻將”的人，警察抓到的是他

　　Four people were playing mahjong in a small room (with no one else watching) when the police arrived. All four of them ran away, but when the police arrived inside, they caught another person. Why? Answer: Four people were playing mahjong in the room, and the police caught him

　　465、兩對(duì)父子去買帽子，為什么只買了三頂？答案：三代人

　　Why did two father and son only buy three hats when they went to buy them? Answer: Three generations

　　466、偷什么東西不犯法？答案：偷笑

　　What is not illegal to steal? Answer: Secretly laughing

　　467、你能用藍(lán)筆寫出紅字來(lái)嗎？ 答案： 寫個(gè)“紅”字有何難

　　Can you write red letters with a blue pen? Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word red

　　468、行者頭上日頭足，月照其旁顯清閑，大上一橫廣無(wú)邊，二人快樂(lè)福綿綿，一塊田地土換心，金星閃爍火不見(jiàn)。（謎底：暑期天天快樂(lè)

　　The sun is setting above the travelers head, and the moon shines beside them, showing a sense of tranquility. The sky is wide and boundless, and the two of them are happy and blessed. A piece of land and earth exchange hearts, and the golden stars twinkle and the fire disappears. (Answer: Happy every day during summer vacation)

　　469、當(dāng)今社會(huì)，個(gè)體戶大都靠什么吃飯？答案：嘴巴

　　In todays society, what do most individual businesses rely on for their livelihood? Answer: Mouth

　　470、在餐廳中吃完飯發(fā)現(xiàn)沒(méi)帶錢，怎么辦？答案：刷卡或吃賒帳

　　What should I do if I find that I havent brought any money after eating in a restaurant? Answer: Swipe card or take credit payment

　　471、哭和笑有什么共同之處？答案：兩個(gè)字的筆劃都是十劃

　　What do crying and laughing have in common? Answer: The strokes of both characters are ten strokes

　　472、小王中午時(shí)候去開(kāi)會(huì)，為什么半個(gè)人影也沒(méi)看到？答案：影子是沒(méi)有半個(gè)的。

　　Xiao Wang went to the meeting at noon, why didnt he see a single person? Answer: There is no half shadow.

　　473、有只小北極熊早上醒來(lái)后一直追問(wèn)熊媽媽，他是不是一只小浣熊，他媽媽回答：“你當(dāng)然是北極熊”，可是他為什么還是不相信？答案：因?yàn)樗�覺(jué)得很冷

　　A little polar bear woke up in the morning and kept asking his mother if he was a little raccoon. His mother replied, "Of course you are a polar bear", but why didnt he believe it? Answer: Because he feels very cold

　　474、為什么胖的人比瘦的人怕曬？答案：曬的面積比較大

　　Why are overweight people more afraid of sun exposure than skinny people? Answer: The area exposed to sunlight is relatively large

　　475、用什么可以解開(kāi)所有的謎？答案：答案

　　What can be used to solve all the mysteries? Answer: Answer

　　476、想把夢(mèng)變成現(xiàn)實(shí)，第一步應(yīng)該干什么？答案：起床。

　　What should be the first step to turn dreams into reality? Answer: Get up.

　　477、小王是一名優(yōu)秀士兵，在站崗值勤時(shí)，明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過(guò)來(lái)，為什么他卻睜一只眼閉一只眼？答案：他在瞄準(zhǔn)敵人

　　Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. While on duty, why did he turn a blind eye when he saw an enemy quietly approaching him? Answer: He is aiming at the enemy

　　478、楚楚的生日在三月三十日，請(qǐng)問(wèn)是哪年的三月三十日？答案：每年的三月三十日

　　Chuchus birthday is on March 30th. May I ask which year it is? Answer: March 30th every year

　　479、小明的媽媽有三個(gè)兒子，大獨(dú)生子叫大明，二兒子叫二明，三兒子叫什么？ 答案： 當(dāng)然叫小明

　　Xiaomings mother has three sons. The eldest son is named Daming, the second son is named Erming, and what is the name of the third son? Answer: Of course, its called Xiaoming

　　480、動(dòng)物園中，大象鼻子最長(zhǎng)，鼻子第二長(zhǎng)的是什么？答案：小象

　　What is the longest trunk of an elephant in a zoo? What is the second longest trunk? Answer: Elephant

　　481、有個(gè)叫漢姆的老師，每天都很辛苦地備課，時(shí)間久了，大家給他起了另外一個(gè)名字，知道是什么嗎？答案：貝克漢姆。

　　There is a teacher named Ham who works hard every day preparing lessons. Over time, everyone has given him another name. Do you know what it is? Answer: Beckham.

　　482、小陳半夜吃泡面，為什么一面吃，一面眼盯著表？答案：那包面的食用期到今天

　　Why does Xiao Chen eat instant noodles in the middle of the night while keeping an eye on his watch? Answer: The expiration date of that noodle dish is today

　　483、一個(gè)不會(huì)游泳的人掉進(jìn)了水里卻沒(méi)有淹死，為什么？答案：穿著救生衣

　　Why did a person who couldnt swim fall into the water but didnt drown? Answer: Wearing a life jacket

　　484、班長(zhǎng)告訴菜鳥(niǎo)，當(dāng)拉開(kāi)手榴彈的保險(xiǎn)之后，口中先數(shù)五秒再投擲出去，菜鳥(niǎo)一切都按班長(zhǎng)指示動(dòng)作，但仍被炸死了，為什么？答案：因?yàn)椴锁B(niǎo)有口吃

　　The squad leader told Cainiao that after opening the safety of the grenade, he counted for five seconds before throwing it. Cainiao followed the squad leaders instructions, but was still killed by the explosion. Why? Answer: Because rookies have stuttering

　　485、用椰子和西瓜打頭哪一個(gè)比較痛？答案：頭比較痛

　　Which one is more painful, coconut or watermelon? Answer: The head hurts a lot

　　486、一個(gè)圓有幾個(gè)面？答案：兩個(gè)面一個(gè)外面一個(gè)里面

　　How many faces does a circle have? Answer: Two sides, one outside and one inside

　　487、鐵放到外面要生銹，那金子呢答案：會(huì)被人偷走

　　Iron will rust when placed outside, but what about gold? Answer: It will be stolen by someone

　　488、小明只會(huì)花錢，天天花很多錢，可最后卻成了百萬(wàn)富翁，為什么？ 答案：以前是億萬(wàn)富翁

　　Xiao Ming only knows how to spend money, spending a lot of money every day, but in the end he became a millionaire. Why? Answer: I used to be a billionaire

　　489、什么人每天靠運(yùn)氣賺錢？答案：煤氣工人

　　Who earns money every day by luck? Answer: Gas workers

　　490、一架飛機(jī)坐滿了人，從萬(wàn)米高空落下墜毀，為什么卻一個(gè)傷者也沒(méi)有？答案：沒(méi)有傷者，都摔死了

　　A plane filled with people crashed from a height of tens of thousands of meters, but there were not a single injured person? Answer: There were no injured, they all fell to their deaths

　　491、鐵放在屋外露天會(huì)生銹，那么金子呢？答案：會(huì)被偷走

　　Iron will rust when placed outdoors, but what about gold? Answer: It will be stolen

　　492、萬(wàn)獸大王是誰(shuí)？ 答案： 動(dòng)物園園長(zhǎng)

　　Who is the King of Beasts? Answer: Zoo director

　　493、什么時(shí)候最好還是要高高舉起你的雙手好些？答案：當(dāng)有人用槍指著你的頭的時(shí)候

　　When is it better to raise your hands high? Answer: When someone points a gun at your head

　　494、泰山拉著樹(shù)騰在叢林間穿梭時(shí)，為什么要扯著喉嚨大叫？答案：他怕不相似的猴子迎面撲過(guò)來(lái)。

　　Why does Mount Taishan shout at his throat when he shuttles among the jungle with Shuteng? Answer: He is afraid of monkeys that are not similar rushing towards him.

　　495、什么事睜一只眼閉一只眼比較好？ 答案： 射擊

　　What is better to turn a blind eye to? Answer: Shooting

　　496、小王是一名優(yōu)秀士兵，在站崗值勤時(shí)，明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過(guò)來(lái)，為什么他卻睜一只眼閉一只眼？答案：正在瞄準(zhǔn)

　　Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. While on duty, why did he turn a blind eye when he saw enemies quietly approaching him? Answer: Targeting

　　497、為什么自由泳比賽中青蛙輸給了狗？答案：青蛙用蛙泳犯規(guī)

　　Why did the frog lose to the dog in the freestyle swimming competition? Answer: The frog committed a foul with breaststroke

　　498、什么酒不能喝？ 答案：碘酒

　　What kind of alcohol cannot be consumed? Answer: Iodine tincture

　　499、洞里有五只老鼠在開(kāi)會(huì)，一只貓跑進(jìn)去捉了一只，洞里還有幾只？答案：只剩一只，其余四只都嚇跑了

　　There are five mice in the cave having a meeting. A cat ran in and caught one. How many are there in the cave? Answer: There was only one left, and the other four scared away

　　500、有半瓶酒，瓶口用軟木塞塞住，不準(zhǔn)敲碎瓶子，不準(zhǔn)拔去木塞，不準(zhǔn)在塞子上鉆孔，怎樣喝到瓶子里的酒？答案：把木塞推進(jìn)瓶里

　　There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is sealed with a cork. It is not allowed to break the bottle, remove the cork, or drill holes in the cork. How can I drink the wine in the bottle? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle

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