精彩英語(yǔ)的小笑話

　　看一些笑話能讓我們變得快樂(lè)，能調(diào)節(jié)我們的心情，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看精彩英語(yǔ)的小笑話吧!

　　精彩英語(yǔ)的小笑話(一)

　　who was the first man? 誰(shuí)是世界上第一個(gè)男人

　　a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?”

　　一個(gè)老師問(wèn)她的'學(xué)生：“誰(shuí)是世界上第一個(gè)男人”

　　“george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly.

　　一個(gè)小男孩立刻大聲說(shuō)：“喬治.華盛頓�！�

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　老師帶著寵溺的笑容問(wèn)這個(gè)男生：“你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個(gè)男人呢�！�

　　“because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　這個(gè)男孩子說(shuō)：“因?yàn)�，他是第一個(gè)挑起戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)，第一個(gè)主張和平，并且是第一個(gè)深得民心的人�！�

　　精彩英語(yǔ)的小笑話(二)

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　精彩英語(yǔ)的`小笑話(三)

　　one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?" "well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."

　　一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了�！�

　　"but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"

　　“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”

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