最新英語笑話大全爆笑

　　1、 "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

　　"Yours?Can you prove it?"

　　"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"請(qǐng)?jiān)��?你占了我的位置."

　　"你的位置?你能征明這點(diǎn)嗎?"

　　"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

　　2、Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost

　　my precious little dog!

　　布朗夫人：哦，親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an

　　advertisement in the papers!

　　史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

　　布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的'小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字。”

　　3、Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

　　杰克騎車摔傷,得住院治療.一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填.仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護(hù)士問. "有!"杰克想了想說,"我是個(gè)單身漢."

　　4、Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

　　妻子:你看這張報(bào)紙,據(jù)統(tǒng)計(jì),死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.

　　丈夫:那有什么?據(jù)我調(diào)查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的.

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