小朋友的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　1)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 開(kāi)車 父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。 蘇西：沒(méi)事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。

　　2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對(duì)著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個(gè)苯蛋了!" 吉姆說(shuō):"你媽媽能!" 附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個(gè)笑話正是根據(jù)這點(diǎn).

　　3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對(duì)著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個(gè)苯蛋了!" 吉姆說(shuō):"你媽媽能!" 附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個(gè)笑話正是根據(jù)這點(diǎn).

　　4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

　　一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話.他問(wèn):"主啊, 一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問(wèn):"那一百萬(wàn)年呢?"上帝說(shuō):"一秒鐘."最后男子請(qǐng)求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過(guò)一秒鐘."

　　5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”

　　一盒小火柴 媽媽讓湯米去馬路對(duì)面的商店里買一盒好用的.火柴。湯米回來(lái)后，媽媽問(wèn)他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎?” “是的，媽媽。”湯米回答，“我把它們都試過(guò)了。”

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