英語(yǔ)笑話 摩西和耶穌
分享一篇小編很喜歡的英語(yǔ)笑話
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
一個(gè)竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個(gè)喜歡的'CD機(jī),他趕緊拿了。就在這個(gè)時(shí)候他聽(tīng)到有人說(shuō):“耶穌正在看著你。”他照著手電看來(lái)看去,嘀咕著:“到底是什么人在說(shuō)話?”這時(shí),他看到桌子上有些錢,他又拿了。。。那聲音又來(lái)了:“耶穌正在看著你。”他躲到一個(gè)角落,想找出是誰(shuí)在說(shuō)話。結(jié)果看到一只鸚鵡,于是他問(wèn)鸚鵡:“是你在說(shuō)話嗎?”鸚鵡承認(rèn)了。 小賊說(shuō):“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。小賊說(shuō):“什么人給鳥(niǎo)取這種名字?”鸚鵡回答:“就是那個(gè)給他的羅威那犬取名為‘耶穌’的那個(gè)人啊。”
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