爆笑圣誕節(jié)英語笑話

　　爆笑圣誕節(jié)英語笑話一：

　　Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccablehousekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."

　　不速之客就在路上，我媽媽，一個(gè)完美的家庭主婦，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配給我爸和我哥哥的任務(wù)是打掃供客人使用的浴室。一會(huì)兒之后，當(dāng)她去檢查的時(shí)候，她吃驚了，曾經(jīng)一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條，紙條上寫著：“謝謝你沒往浴缸里看。”

　　爆笑圣誕節(jié)英語笑話二：

　　1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."

　　1. 你其實(shí)從來沒見過圣誕老人，你看見的都是他得助手(他得助手真的好多，除了過圣誕節(jié)的所有父母外，還有職業(yè)“圣誕老人”)

　　2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.

　　2. 圣誕老人不想退休，就可以一直當(dāng)他的圣誕老人。

　　3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work.

　　3. 圣誕老人不會(huì)做實(shí)事，他都是指揮一堆幫手幫他做完所有的事情，但是事情做得好還是不好，功績(jī)和責(zé)任都算圣誕老人的。

　　4. Santa doesn't work a 40-hour week.

　　4. 圣誕老人實(shí)行的可不是朝九晚五雙休制，。

　　5. Santa travels a lot.

　　5. 圣誕老人經(jīng)常旅行

　　Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!

　　圣誕老人顯然是一個(gè)高級(jí)職員(please, 這世界上還有比他的工作更好的工作嗎?)