四年級英語笑話大全

　　四年級英語笑話大全一：

　　Once there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his hair. By the time he had gone completely bald(光禿的) , he decided to cover his bald head with a wig(假發(fā)) .One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.The bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. He said to his friends, "How can I expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?"

　　四年級英語笑話大全二：

　　Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons."All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

　　四年級英語笑話大全三：

　　Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!

　　鄰居：您認為您的兒子會把在大學里學的東西全忘光嗎?父親：我希望這樣-他當然不能以吻女孩子謀生吧!

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