簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話大全

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話大全一：

　　Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink."Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit." "I'll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist."For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" "Ain't nobody under there now!"

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話大全二：

　　A young man saw Edison, said, "I want to develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve all materials." Edison asked a question in reply, "In that case, what container shall you hold it with?"

　　一個(gè)后生找到愛(ài)迪生，說(shuō)：“我準(zhǔn)備研制一種萬(wàn)能溶劑，它能溶解一切物質(zhì)。”愛(ài)迪生反問(wèn)：“那你用什么來(lái)盛它呢?”

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話大全三：

　　Chaucer was over seventy, but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: "My physical strength is as strong as that I was young."The opposite person asked: "What do you rely on?" Chaucer said, "There is a big stone roller in my compound. I couldn't heave(舉起)it when was young, neither can I now."

　　喬叟年過(guò)六旬，仍不服老。一次，他對(duì)人夸耀說(shuō)：“我和年輕時(shí)力氣一樣大。”對(duì)方問(wèn)：“何以見(jiàn)得?”喬叟說(shuō)：“我家大院里有個(gè)碌碡，年輕時(shí)我舉不起來(lái)，現(xiàn)在我還是舉不起來(lái)。”

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