簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話大全一:
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老師:杰克,你為什么不認(rèn)真聽(tīng)課?杰克:老師,我正在聽(tīng)課呀!老師:如果你剛才在聽(tīng)課,那告訴我剛才我說(shuō)的什么。杰克:您說(shuō)的是:“杰克,你為什么不認(rèn)真聽(tīng)課?”
簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話大全二:
Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play?Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.
基米:嘿,艾米,你不出來(lái)玩嗎?艾米:不了,我必須留在家里,幫我爸爸做我的家庭作業(yè)。
簡(jiǎn)短的'英語(yǔ)笑話大全三:
Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?"Little boy: "I don't konw."Stranger: "How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?"Boy: "She doesn't call me, I am there already."
陌生人:“小男孩,你的的名字叫什么?”小男孩:“我不知道。”陌生人:“你媽媽在做好蛋糕時(shí),是怎么叫你的?”小男孩:“他沒(méi)有叫我,我早就在那里了。"
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