兒童英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
兒童英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯一：
"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked his colleague veduchina.
"Well" replied his friend, "I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become very anxious if I stay out late."
"Pet?" replied the young man, "I didn't know you'd got one. What is it veduchina?"
"A centipede veduchina."
"A centipede? That's unusual." But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?"
“你明天去參加公司組織的圣誕晚會(huì)嗎?” 一個(gè)年輕人問(wèn)他的同事。
“我當(dāng)然想去”朋友回答到，“但是我必須呆在家里，因?yàn)槿绻一厝ヌ砦业膶櫸飼?huì)很擔(dān)憂!”
“寵物?”年輕人回答到，“我不知道你還有寵物，是什么寵物?“
“一只蜈蚣。”
“一只蜈蚣?那很常見(jiàn)啊。那不是問(wèn)題，你可以把它帶上啊!”
兒童英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯二：
It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.
"Well," said the clergyman, "I guess there's no point in having a service today."
"Well that's not how I see it." said the farmer. "If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it."
這是一個(gè)寒冷的圣誕節(jié)清晨，霧很重，積雪很厚。只有一名農(nóng)民和牧師設(shè)法到達(dá)教堂做禱告。
牧師說(shuō)：“ 我想今天做禱告是沒(méi)有意義的'。”
“我可不這么認(rèn)為。”農(nóng)民說(shuō)，“只要有一只奶牛在喂養(yǎng)時(shí)出現(xiàn)，我仍然喂它。”
兒童英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯三：
A Dead Fly
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
一只死蒼蠅
史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅.
服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的.
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