英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短一：

　　There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

　　Herman says,"I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

　　一位高齡老人開著車在高速公路上駕車時(shí)，接到了妻子打來(lái)的電話，妻子焦急地告訴他說(shuō)，“赫爾曼，小心!我剛從電臺(tái)上聽到報(bào)道說(shuō)，在280號(hào)公路上有一個(gè)瘋子正在開車逆行!”

　　赫爾曼說(shuō)，“我知道，可是不是一個(gè)，而是成百上千個(gè)!”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短二：

　　A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.A: No, it wasn't raining

　　.A：我看見7個(gè)女孩共撐一把傘卻沒(méi)有一個(gè)被淋濕。B：啊?那一定是把很大的傘吧!A：不是，當(dāng)時(shí)并沒(méi)有下雨。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短三：

　　At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans,maniacal(瘋狂的) screams, hysterical(歇斯底里的) laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, Asking for a raise again?

　　我在一家電臺(tái)工作。經(jīng)理把我叫進(jìn)他的辦公室，讓我預(yù)試一下我們準(zhǔn)備購(gòu)買的一套新的音響效果設(shè)備。他關(guān)上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個(gè)常規(guī)的.音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經(jīng)理秘書旁邊經(jīng)過(guò)時(shí)，她抬起頭問(wèn)道：又要求加薪了?

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