校園英文笑話

　　校園英文笑話一：

　　In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

　　一個人在超市里推著購物車，一個小孩子在車里不停的大吵大叫。推車的男人一直溫柔地念叨著：”別激動，阿爾伯特，別嚷出來，阿爾伯特，別叫，阿爾伯特，冷靜，阿爾伯特。"

　　A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

　　站在他旁邊的一位女士對他說道：“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”

　　The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

　　男人看著那位女士說：“太太，我是阿爾伯特。

　　校園英文笑話二：

　　A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,幫兇) in the neighborhood ?" Mountaineer says:" Some people usually drive heroic car on the road .There is a abrupt turn ahead not far from here, and a clough(峽谷，深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories . You will spend no money at all."

　　一個卡車司機向一山民打聽：“請問，這附近哪兒能買到汽車配件?”　　山民說：“這條路上經(jīng)常有人開英雄車，前面不遠處是個急轉(zhuǎn)彎，急轉(zhuǎn)彎的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么樣的汽車配件都有——根本用不著花錢。”

　　校園英文笑話三：

　　At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate (re`munerate與reward近意：酬勞，酬報 ) him or her." On hearing the news ,another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."

　　拍賣會上，有人的包丟了，里面裝有重要文件。物主說：“有誰揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”話剛出口，就聽有人喊：“我出300美元。”

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