簡短的英文笑話

　　簡短的英文笑話一：

　　A young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve(溶解) all materials.” Edison asked a question in reply : “ In that case, what container shall you hold it with?”

　　一個(gè)后生找到愛迪生，說：“我準(zhǔn)備研制一種萬能溶劑，它能溶解一切物質(zhì)。”愛迪生反問：“那你用什么來盛它呢?”

　　簡短的英文笑話二：

　　Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?

　　病人：大夫，請(qǐng)告訴我實(shí)話。我恢復(fù)的機(jī)會(huì)有多大?

　　Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my patients have already died of it. You are the tenth!

　　大夫：百分之百。數(shù)據(jù)顯示得這種病的人10個(gè)里9個(gè)得死。現(xiàn)在我的9個(gè)病人都死于該病。你是第十個(gè)。

　　簡短的英文笑話三：

　　Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

　　兩個(gè)殷切的釣魚愛好者要進(jìn)行一次釣魚之旅。他們租了一切所需的器材：魚線盤，釣竿，淺水服，小船，汽車，甚至一間林中小屋。為此，他們花了好多的錢。

　　The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

　　第一天去釣魚，他們什么也沒釣到。第二天和第三天也是如此。直到最后，在他們旅行的最后一天，其中一個(gè)人釣到了一條魚。

　　As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

　　回家的路上，他們都感到十分沮喪。一個(gè)人對(duì)另一個(gè)人說：“你發(fā)現(xiàn)沒有?為了釣這條倒霉的魚，我們花了1500塊錢?”

　　The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

　　另一個(gè)人說：“噢!幸虧我們沒有釣到更多的魚。”

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