初中英語小笑話（精選11篇）

　　在我們平凡無奇的學(xué)生時(shí)代，是不是經(jīng)常追著老師要知識點(diǎn)？知識點(diǎn)就是掌握某個(gè)問題/知識的學(xué)習(xí)要點(diǎn)。你知道哪些知識點(diǎn)是真正對我們有幫助的嗎？以下是小編精心整理的初中英語小笑話，僅供參考，歡迎大家閱讀。

　　初中英語小笑話 1

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?

　　Mom: No, Honey, what?

　　Kate: A nice teapot.

　　Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot.

　　Kate: No, you havent. Ive just dropped it.

　　初中英語小笑話 2

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Dont you know you

　　are wasting time?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But Ive saved you a meal, haven I?

　　初中英語小笑話 3

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"Thats terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　初中英語小笑話 4

　　Billy:“ Mother, Bobby broke a window.”

　　Mother: “How did he do it?”

　　Billy: “I threw a rock at him and he ducked.”

　　比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。

　　媽媽：他怎么打的?

　　比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。

　　生難詞：duck v.躲避

　　初中英語小笑話 5

　　Teacher: “Tom, why are you late for school every day?”

　　Tom: “Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.”

　　老師：“湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?”

　　湯姆：“我每次路過拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著：學(xué)校----慢行�！�

　　初中英語小笑話 6

　　Boy: Hi, didnt we go on dates before? Onec or twice?

　　Girl: Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

　　男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會過，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。

　　女孩：應(yīng)該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯(cuò)誤。

　　初中英語小笑話 7

　　My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　He is really somebody. What does he do?

　　A maintenance man in a cemetery.

　　我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。

　　他真是一個(gè)大人物。干什么的?

　　墓地守墓人。

　　生難詞：cemetery n.守墓人

　　初中英語小笑話 8

　　Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

　　Tom: Ive just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

　　媽媽：你為什么不停地跳上跳下的?

　　湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了

　　初中英語小笑話 9

　　why is he howling.

　　他為什么喊

　　dentist: please stop howling. i havent even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙醫(yī)：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。

　　patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!

　　初中英語小笑話 10

　　The plural Form of "Child"

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

　　Tom: Men.

　　Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

　　Tom: Twins.

　　"孩子"的復(fù)數(shù)形式

　　老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?

　　湯姆：男人們。

　　老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的'復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?

　　湯姆：雙胞胎。

　　初中英語小笑話 11

　　While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign:

　　"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."

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