愚人節(jié)笑話英語
愚人節(jié)笑話英語一:
An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,the other on the pavement. A pupil meeting him said: “Good evening,professor.How are you? “Well,” answered the professor,“I thought I was all right when I left home,but now I don't know what's the matter with me.I've been limping for the last half hour.”
愚人節(jié)笑話英語二:
The Name of a PoetOur teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today. “It works like this,” she said.“Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poet—Robert Burns,for instance.”She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns.“Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman,a bobby in flames.See?Bobby Burns!” “I see what you mean,” said the class know it all.“But how can you tell that it's Not Robert Browning?”
愚人節(jié)笑話英語三:
The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry):“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?” Soph.(meekly):“The right leg,sir.”
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