講笑話英語翻譯

　　講笑話英語翻譯一：

　　My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red light, I turned around and waved my hands, calling her name to distract her. I gave her my biggest smile and blew her a kiss. The sound of a horn from the car behind us prompted me to look up. The young man at the wheel was smiling broadly .He waved and then blew me a kiss.

　　從商場(chǎng)開車回家的路上，我的小寶貝女兒開始哭鬧起來。由于她被套在后面的安全座里，所以我無法安慰她。紅燈停車的`時(shí)候，我轉(zhuǎn)過身來，對(duì)她擺手，叫她的名字來引她。我給她以滿臉笑容，并給她一個(gè)飛吻。從我們車后傳來的喇叭聲立刻使我抬頭望去。駕車的小伙子正對(duì)我咧著大嘴笑。他向我擺手并給了我一個(gè)飛吻。

　　講笑話英語翻譯二：

　　During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.　　When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"

　　醫(yī)生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫(yī)生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然后他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個(gè)吻。 　　醫(yī)生走后，我母親厭惡地?fù)u搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”

　　講笑話英語翻譯三：

　　My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like it. Exasperated, I said, "Where would you be right now if I didn't feel like making dinner?"　　He thought for a moment and then replied, " A restaurant?"

　　我在準(zhǔn)備晚飯的時(shí)候，我叫年僅五歲的兒子把玩具都收拾起來。當(dāng)我問他為什么沒做他的差事時(shí)，他說他不想做。我感到有些惱火，就對(duì)他說：“要是我說我不想做晚飯，這時(shí)你會(huì)在哪里呢?” 　　他略加思索便回答說：“在飯店里?”

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