小學(xué)生的英語笑話故事

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.Well done. Who was that?My granny.Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的老師正在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性�，F(xiàn)在，孩子們，她說：你們當(dāng)中有誰讓別人高興過?我，老師，一個(gè)小男孩說：昨天我就使別人高興過。做得好，是誰呢?我奶奶。好孩子，現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’

　　A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

　　一個(gè)小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊(duì)營房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個(gè)玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么?這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.

　　老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?湯米：四塊。老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什么呢?湯米：漢堡。

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。

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