小學(xué)三年級英語笑話

　　1.

　　cheers

　　When I travelled by air in Britain, the stewardess served me some water and I said "Thanks", she said "cheers", then I raised my cup. She looked puzzled. Then out of the plane I found almost all people, from Customs staff to shuttle bus driver, were saying "cheers." Why cheers? I have no glass in hand!

　　去英國時(shí)坐飛機(jī)，空姐倒完水之后我說Thanks，空姐說Cheers，于是我就對她舉了舉杯。空姐當(dāng)時(shí)就驚呆了。再之后從海關(guān)到機(jī)場大巴司機(jī)，一路上都有人跟我說cheers，我就疑惑了啊，我這手里也沒杯子啊怎么cheers?!

　　2.

　　A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

　　一位女士抱著她的寶寶上公交車，司機(jī)看到后說：“額，那是我這輩子見過的最丑的小孩。”

　　The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

　　女士走到車廂后面坐下，感到很憤怒。她對旁邊的男士說：“司機(jī)剛剛羞辱了我。”男士回應(yīng)說：“你快上去斥責(zé)他。去吧，我替你抱著你的猴子。”

　　3.

　　A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day essay代寫.

　　一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說當(dāng)天發(fā)生的事。

　　"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.

　　“哦，另外我也和電力公司大吵了一架!”

　　"Really? Who won?"

　　“真的嗎?后來誰贏了?”

　　"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity .

　　“沒有人贏，算扯平吧。他們沒拿到一毛錢，而我們也沒有電可用。”

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