初中英語笑話小短文

　　A Special Footbal1 Match

　　Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”

　　"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.

　　“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.

　　特殊的足球賽

　　邁克上學(xué)遲到了。他對布萊克老師說:“對不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢見了一場足球賽。”

　　老師問:“那為什么會使你遲到呢?”

　　邁克回答說:“因為兩個隊不分勝負(fù)，因此持續(xù)了很長時間。”

　　Visiting A Chicken Farm

　　One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.

　　"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.

　　"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”

　　參觀養(yǎng)雞場

　　老師帶學(xué)生到養(yǎng)雞場參觀，當(dāng)他們走近孵化器時，剛好一只小雞破殼而出。

　　“看見一個小生命從蛋殼里出來，很奇妙，是不是?”老師說。

　　“是的.，老師，”一個男學(xué)生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鉆進蛋殼里的那就更奇妙了。”

　　A Small Boy and a Donkey

　　A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

　　小男孩與驢子

　　一個小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么?這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

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