英文笑話 啟發(fā)意義的

　　1、

　　A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.

　　一位婦人發(fā)現(xiàn)丈夫回家的時(shí)候總是爛醉如泥，她決定為丈夫治好這個(gè)毛病。一個(gè)萬(wàn)圣節(jié)夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戲服，躲在樹(shù)后，準(zhǔn)備在丈夫返家時(shí)攔截他的去路。

　　When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

　　當(dāng)丈夫走近時(shí)，她從樹(shù)后跳出來(lái)，站到他面前，頭上帶著紅色的羊角、身后有長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的.尾巴，手中握著鋼叉。

　　"Who are you?" he asked.

　　“你是誰(shuí)?”丈夫問(wèn)到。

　　"I'm the Devil!" she responded.

　　“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。

　　"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"

　　“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫說(shuō)，“我娶了你的姐妹!”

　　2、

　　A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

　　一位女士抱著她的寶寶上公交車(chē)，司機(jī)看到后說(shuō)：“額，那是我這輩子見(jiàn)過(guò)的最丑的小孩。”

　　The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

　　女士走到車(chē)廂后面坐下，感到很憤怒。她對(duì)旁邊的男士說(shuō)：“司機(jī)剛剛羞辱了我。”男士回應(yīng)說(shuō)：“你快上去斥責(zé)他。去吧，我替你抱著你的猴子。”

　　3、

　　I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem, while a repairman was fixing my refrigerator. After an endless stream of "C colon, back- slash, greater than, cd, backslash, DOS, 0 colon" and so on, I hung up and found the repairman staring at me. "Lady," he asked, are you a spy?"

　　我教計(jì)算機(jī)課程，我的學(xué)生經(jīng)常打電話到我家問(wèn)我問(wèn)題。一天早晨，我在電話里用計(jì)算機(jī)語(yǔ)言解釋一個(gè)問(wèn)題的答案，當(dāng)時(shí)一個(gè)維修工正在給我修電冰箱。經(jīng)過(guò)一連串的“C冒號(hào)，回車(chē)，大于號(hào)，CD，回車(chē)，DOS，C冒號(hào)”等等，我掛上電話發(fā)現(xiàn)那位維修工在盯著我。“女士，”他問(wèn)，“你是個(gè)間諜嗎?”

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