爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話精選大全
1、富有的鄰居
Rich neighbor
Peter: Our neighborhood was quite rich
Peter：我們的鄰居非常富有
Thor: How rich was?
Thor：怎么富有了
Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies
Peter：他最小的一個(gè)高爾夫球場(chǎng)都有球童的啊~
2、f there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .
喜愛(ài)挖苦人的老師說(shuō)：“如果在這間教室里面有白癡，就請(qǐng)站起來(lái)好嗎?”。
After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,
沉默了很久之后，有一名新生就站起來(lái)了。
"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.
老師就以譏笑的口氣問(wèn)他：“喂， 先生，你為什么認(rèn)為你自己是個(gè)白癡呀?”
"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all byyourself."
這名學(xué)生說(shuō)：“ 唉呀，實(shí)際上我才不認(rèn)為我是個(gè)白癡呢，而是我很討厭看著你一個(gè)人站在那里啦。”
3、lawyer opened the door of his BMW,
有一位律師打開(kāi)他的 BMW 座車車門，
when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.
當(dāng)時(shí)剛好有一輛車子突然駛來(lái)撞上車門，而且把它完全給扯了下來(lái)。
When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage tohis precious BMW.
當(dāng)警察到達(dá)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)的時(shí)候，這名律師正在對(duì)他的昂貴BMW座車所受到的損害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他滿腹牢騷的向警察嘀咕說(shuō)：
"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.
“警官，你瞧瞧他們對(duì)我的 BMW所干的好事啦!”
"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,
這名警官卻回嘴說(shuō)，“ 你們這些律師實(shí)在太唯物主義了，你真讓我覺(jué)得惡心!”
"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm wasripped off!!!"
“你竟然這么擔(dān)心你一的笨BMW車子，卻沒(méi)注意到你的左手臂被扯斷了”
"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm oncewas,"Where's my Rolex?!"
這名律師最后注意到流著血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之處，他回答說(shuō)：“哦，我的天哪!我的勞動(dòng)士手表在哪里呀?”
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