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讓人捧腹大笑的英語笑話

時(shí)間:2020-09-19 15:45:51 英語笑話 我要投稿

讓人捧腹大笑的英語笑話

  恭維話 Compliment

讓人捧腹大笑的英語笑話

  Compliment

  "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call   from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"

  "I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

  "I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

  "Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"

  "I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"

  恭維話

  “拉里,你過來!”媽媽放下電話后生氣地說,“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話,她告訴我你在昨晚的學(xué)校舞會(huì)上對(duì)多麗絲行為不好,你可恥,粗魯!”

  “媽媽,我對(duì)她很好,真的!”小伙子不服氣地說。“當(dāng)我和她跳舞時(shí)我還說了一句恭維她的話。”

  “你真的這么做的嗎?”媽媽嚴(yán)厲地問。“你的'原話是怎么說的?”

  “我說,啊呀,多麗絲,你比我跳過舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

  I'm Glad 我很高興

  A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.Well done. Who was that?My granny.Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

  一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的老師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性,F(xiàn)在,孩子們,她說:你們當(dāng)中有誰讓別人高興過?我,老師,一個(gè)小男孩說:昨天我就使別人高興過。做得好,是誰呢?我奶奶。好孩子,現(xiàn)在告訴我們,你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。是這樣的,老師。我昨天去看她,在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她說:‘啊,我很高興!’

  大手 Big hands

  Big hands

  Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

  tudent: Big hands.

  大手

  老師:如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子,右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么?

  學(xué)生:大手。
 

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