精選幾則有趣英語(yǔ)笑話

　　刀和鼓 Knife and Drum

　　Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.

　　Pa: Why not?

　　Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

　　媽：他爸，我怎么覺得鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節(jié)時(shí)給約翰尼買的新鼓呢。

　　爸：為什么?

　　媽：他們給了他一把小刀，并問(wèn)他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么樣的。

　　A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望

　　On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

　　在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(zhǎng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

　　你認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎 Did You Know Him

　　At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

　　Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

　　在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的校友。一位客人問(wèn)他讀書期間，某位副校長(zhǎng)是否也在職。

　　當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見過(guò)的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎?

　　有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。

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