英語(yǔ)笑話

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精選英語(yǔ)笑話三則

　　1、狗住旅店

精選英語(yǔ)笑話三則

　　A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

　　有個(gè)人給一家他計(jì)劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很干凈很有教養(yǎng)，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”

　　An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

　　旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經(jīng)營(yíng)旅館很多年了，狗從沒(méi)偷過(guò)毛巾，床單，餐具，或者墻上的畫。我也從沒(méi)有在半夜因?yàn)楣泛茸砗[而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實(shí)際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來(lái)我們旅館，如果它為您擔(dān)保，也歡迎您來(lái)。

　　2、死于肝癌的'人100%都吃飯

　　Wife:You see.According to the statistics on the paper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

　　妻子：你瞧，根據(jù)這報(bào)上登的統(tǒng)計(jì)數(shù)字，那些死于肝癌的人有80%都喝酒。

　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all this people eat meals.

　　丈夫：那就不錯(cuò)了。據(jù)我調(diào)查，所有這些人都吃飯呢。

　　3、我是單身漢

　　Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.

　　杰克騎車摔傷，去醫(yī)院治療。一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填。杰克填好后遞上表格。

　　"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."

　　“還有什么漏填的?”護(hù)士問(wèn)。“有!”杰克想了想說(shuō)，“我是個(gè)單身漢。”

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