古今英語(yǔ)笑話爆笑

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古今英語(yǔ)笑話20字爆笑

　　Don't Argue with Children 這個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話你看懂了嗎，帶翻譯的哦。

古今英語(yǔ)笑話20字爆笑

　　Don't Argue with Children 不要和小孩爭(zhēng)論

　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

　　The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

　　The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.

　　Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

　　The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

　　The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

　　The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

　　一個(gè)小女孩和她的老師正在談?wù)撚嘘P(guān)鯨魚的事情。

　　她的.老師說(shuō)：“一頭鯨魚從身體構(gòu)造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。因?yàn)楸M管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動(dòng)物，可它的嗓子非常小。”

　　那個(gè)小女孩說(shuō)約拿(一位西伯來(lái)先知)就是被鯨魚吞掉的。

　　她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說(shuō)：“從身體構(gòu)造角度來(lái)講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。”

　　那個(gè)小女孩說(shuō)：“那等我到了天堂，就去問(wèn)問(wèn)約拿。”

　　她的老師問(wèn)：“那么，假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”

　　那個(gè)小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問(wèn)他。”

　　A Duel 決斗

　　Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

　　It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

　　"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

　　"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

　　小彼得從操場(chǎng)回到家時(shí)，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

　　顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問(wèn)兒子發(fā)生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說(shuō)，我向拉里挑起決斗，而且我讓他挑選武器。”

　　“嗯，”父親說(shuō)，“這看上去很公平!”

　　“我知道，但我沒(méi)想到他選擇了他姐姐!”

　　Neither 都不是

　　It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.

　　At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"

　　"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."

　　正值當(dāng)?shù)馗?jìng)選時(shí)期，候選人到他的區(qū)域的千家萬(wàn)戶登門拜訪。

　　候選人來(lái)到了一家門口，一個(gè)小男孩開(kāi)了門。“告訴我，年輕人，”候選人問(wèn)道，“你母親是在共和黨還是在民主黨?”

　　“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”

　　誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?

　　Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.

　　老師: 約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。

　　Johnny: It's there , sir.

　　約翰尼: 先生，在這兒。

　　Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

　　老師: 對(duì)了。薩默，你來(lái)回答是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?

　　Sammy: Johnny, sir.