英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑破你肚子小明
你看過(guò)多少看得懂的英語(yǔ)笑話呢?相信下面帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話你會(huì)喜歡的。
英語(yǔ)作文： Social Worker 社會(huì)工作者
Two social workers were walking through a roughpart of the city in the evening.
有兩名社會(huì)工作者在晚上的時(shí)候 走過(guò)市區(qū)的簡(jiǎn)陋地方。
They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,
他們聽(tīng)到從后巷傳來(lái)的求救呻吟聲和很小的哭喊聲。
they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.
他們發(fā)現(xiàn)有一個(gè)意識(shí)不清的人躺在血泊之中。
"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.
他在懇求說(shuō)：“救救我吧，我被人行兇搶劫，還遭到惡意痛打一頓。”
The two social workers turned and walked away .
這兩名社會(huì)工作者轉(zhuǎn)身離去。
One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."
其中一位向她的同事說(shuō)：“你知道吧，于下這擋事的火才真 的需要協(xié)助呀。”
英語(yǔ)笑話：“班”和“笨驢”
Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：“Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the“c”. Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of the joke，rubbed out the“l”.
[中文翻譯]
格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門上貼了這樣一個(gè)通知：“勞里教授今天不會(huì)他的班。” 一個(gè)學(xué)生讀了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”。 后來(lái)勞里教授來(lái)了，也想開(kāi)開(kāi)玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”。
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：一場(chǎng)特殊的足球比賽
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
[中文翻譯]
麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽。”
“為什么它會(huì)讓你遲到呢?”老師問(wèn)道。
“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒(méi)有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了。”麥克回答說(shuō)。
英語(yǔ)小笑話：The teacher cried 老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺愛(ài)，寵愛(ài)) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
[中文翻譯]
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。
他第一天上學(xué)才離開(kāi)祖母的懷抱。約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問(wèn)道：“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過(guò)的`好嗎?哭了沒(méi)有?”
“哭?”約翰問(wèn)，“不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。”
英語(yǔ)笑話：Silly Doctor 蠢醫(yī)生
Silly Doctor
蠢醫(yī)生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫(yī)生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因?yàn)樗獾搅钊穗y受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫(yī)生開(kāi)了一些藥丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒(méi)什么幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時(shí)候，醫(yī)生給他打針，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒(méi)什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時(shí)候 ，醫(yī)生告訴這名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."
“回家洗個(gè)熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開(kāi)，然后站在通風(fēng)處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說(shuō)：“但是醫(yī)生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的話，我就會(huì)得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我知道啦，別擔(dān)心啦，我會(huì)治療肺炎啦。”
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