英語小笑話大全精選笑破你的肚子
一天，我看到一個(gè)新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉(zhuǎn)過身來，說道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊(duì)都是以一分之差輸?shù)舻?"更多英語笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。
一分之差的籃球隊(duì)員照片--雙語幽默笑話
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year - "62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.
位于印第安那州瓦巴西的懷茲中學(xué)，其門廳里懸掛著過去四十年間樣籃球隊(duì)的'照片。每幅照片前排中間的隊(duì)員舉著一個(gè)籃球，上面標(biāo)明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。
One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
一天，我看到一個(gè)新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉(zhuǎn)過身來，說道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊(duì)都是以一分之差輸?shù)舻?"
錢和朋友孰輕孰重--雙語幽默笑話
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
甲：你認(rèn)為錢和朋友哪一個(gè)更重要?
B: Friends, of course.
乙：當(dāng)然是朋友。
A: Why?
甲：為什么?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
乙：我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢。
為報(bào)紙上的競(jìng)賽競(jìng)選最佳答案--雙語幽默笑話
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation(集會(huì)) for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構(gòu)成賭博行為時(shí)，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學(xué)方法。”
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
當(dāng)我人問哲學(xué)家羅素是否愿意為了他的信仰而獻(xiàn)身時(shí)，他答道：“當(dāng)然不會(huì)。畢竟，我可能會(huì)是錯(cuò)的。”
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
一份報(bào)紙組織了一場(chǎng)競(jìng)賽，為下面的問題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅?”
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
獲獎(jiǎng)的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”
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