十分有趣的英語小笑話
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1 漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物
we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon.
我們參加了一個熟人的兒子的婚禮。由于我們都不認識那個年輕人和他的新娘，所以我們決定送給他們一個實用的全家禮----一個滅火器。很明顯，這對新人大批量制作了他們的感謝信，因為我們收到了一張卡片，上面寫著：“非常感謝您的漂亮的'結(jié)婚禮物，我們期待著不久就用到它。”
2 drunk 醉酒
one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?" "well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。”
"but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”
3 真正便宜的東西
after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回來后，提姆覺得應(yīng)該給妻子帶點什么禮物回去。
“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎么賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。
“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。于是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.
“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。
growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。
“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”
the clerk handed him a mirror.
售貨員聽了后，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。
4 沒把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊
miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理發(fā)。一天，正當麥爾斯理發(fā)時，經(jīng)理碰巧也進來理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"你好，麥爾斯，"經(jīng)理說。"我看到你在上班時間理發(fā)了。"
"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."
5 日落
father: this is the sunset my daughter painted. she studied painting abroad, you know.
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學過畫畫。
friend: ah, that accounts for it! i never saw a sunset like that in this country.
朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。
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