搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話故事
愛笑的人，運(yùn)氣總不會(huì)太差，因?yàn)樾梢宰屓顺錆M正能量，更能讓自己面對(duì)挫折，勇往直前，以下笑話希望能讓你爆笑每一天。
搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇一：A poor housekeeper 差勁的主婦
A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her children were dirty. Then she complained that one was almost disgraced by living near such a neighbor.
"Just look," she said, "at those clothes and those sheets and pillow cases she has hung outside all with black streaks(條痕) up and down."
Her friend stepped to the window, raised it and looked out. Then he said: "It seems the clothes are very clean. The streaks that you see are on your own window."
有個(gè)女人對(duì)他的隔壁鄰居很不滿意，跟她的朋友說(shuō)這個(gè)鄰居不是個(gè)好主婦，說(shuō)她家里不干凈，孩子們都臟。還抱怨說(shuō)和這樣的鄰居住得這么近幾乎是很不體面的。
她說(shuō)：“你就看看吧，她掛在外面的那些衣服以及那些床單和枕頭套，上上下下都有一些黑斑紋。”
她的朋友走到窗前去，推開窗子看了看外面，然后說(shuō)：“那些衣服看來(lái)非常干凈。你看到的那些斑紋都是你自己窗子上的。”
搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇二：A stingy traveler 節(jié)儉的旅行家
Once a traveler wanted to visit Springfield by train. He went up to a ticket window and said to theconductor, "I want a ticket for Springfield."
"Which Springfield?" asked the conductor, "Springfield, Massachusetts; Springfield, Ohio; Springfield, Missouri; or Springfield, Illinois?" "Well, which is the cheapest?" asked the traveler.
有個(gè)旅行家想乘火車去游覽斯普林菲爾德。他到一個(gè)售票窗口對(duì)售票員說(shuō)：“我要一張去斯普林菲爾德的車票。”
“那個(gè)斯普林菲爾德呀?”售票員問(wèn)道，“是馬薩諸塞的，俄亥俄的，密蘇里的'還是伊利諾斯的?”旅行家說(shuō)：“哦，哪里的最便宜呢?
搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇三：It's Good to Admit a Fault
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
"John!" Teacher says angrily.
"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken.
"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
"No one is laughing." Teacher says.
"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.
約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。
“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學(xué)們都在笑!”老師生氣地說(shuō)。
“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學(xué)笑聲地嘀咕。
“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。
“嗯，還不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是個(gè)好孩子。”老師為此感到滿意。
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