英語幽默笑話大全爆笑
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英語幽默笑話大全爆笑篇一：
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢�？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她是個賣糖果的。”
英語幽默笑話大全爆笑篇二：
In the Eden,Adam told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”
“Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”
“Sounds good,”Adam said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”
“One arm and One leg.”
“OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adam asked:”How about just one RIB?”
在天堂里,亞當(dāng)對上帝說:”我太寂寞了,我須要一個人陪我.”
“好的”,上帝答到.”我將要給你一個完美的女人,美麗,聰明而且溫柔,她將毫無怨言地為你燒飯,為你做一切事情.”
“那太好了.” 亞當(dāng)說道.”但是,要做出這么一個完美的女士,我須要付出什么呢?”
“一只手和一條腿.”
“噢,那代價太大了!”想了一會,亞當(dāng)接著問:” 一根肋骨怎么樣?”
英語幽默笑話大全爆笑篇三：
男: This seat empty?(這個座位是空的吧?)
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立馬走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方見過你?)
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的.原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個周末我頭疼)【^_^頭疼也是可以預(yù)約的】
男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字嗎?)
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個了嗎?)
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)【長的真丑】
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非�？鞓�。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)【你能離開就是對我的仁慈】
英語幽默笑話大全爆笑篇四：
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發(fā)生了什么事?”
“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認(rèn)出來嗎?”媽媽問。
“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”
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