小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
笑話(huà)來(lái)源于生活，經(jīng)過(guò)藝術(shù)加工的語(yǔ)言形式,是藝術(shù)化的語(yǔ)言。下面小編馬上為你帶來(lái)小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，希望你會(huì)喜歡。
小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一：First day of school
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher was giving instructions and said, "... and if anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二：Three blondes and a wish
There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers togrant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)三：Stranded blonde
A blonde woman is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Midwest, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she realizes that it is another blonde woman in a rowboat in the middle of a field rowing the boat like crazy.
She stops her car at the side of the road and gets out. She yells out to the blonde in the rowboat, "What the &$%# are you doing?" The blonde in the boat, obviously flustered, yells back, "I have got to hurry up and get home in time for dinner or I will be in real trouble!"
The blonde at the side of the road is aggravated. "I can't believe this! You are out in the middle of a field in a row boat! It's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name!
In fact, if I could swim, I would swim out there and kick your butt!"
小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)四：Baby name
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
"Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it... If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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