帶翻譯搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話

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帶翻譯搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話

　　帶翻譯搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話：Boss: I’ll give you RMB3000 per month and in 3 months, I’ll raise it to RMB6000.So when would you like to start?John: In 3 months.更多精彩笑話盡在YJBYS笑話欄目，歡迎欣賞!

帶翻譯搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話

　　帶翻譯搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(一)

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"

　　酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"

　　帶翻譯搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(二)

　　Now i can go home

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　我可以回家了

　　一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對(duì)他的'學(xué)生們說(shuō)：“明天上午，如果你們當(dāng)中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能回答我的第一個(gè)問(wèn)題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板已被亂涂，他非常生氣地問(wèn)：“誰(shuí)涂的? 請(qǐng)站起來(lái)。”鮑勃說(shuō)：“先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見(jiàn)。”

　　帶翻譯搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(三)

　　How much English can you speak?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　中文翻譯

　　"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且，他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"

　　法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文?"

　　被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢(qián)包給我!"

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