Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(門(mén)廊) .
I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?
I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.
一位女士走向坐在門(mén)廊的椅子上搖動(dòng)的小老頭。
我無(wú)意中發(fā)現(xiàn),你是多么幸福,那女士說(shuō)。你幸福而長(zhǎng)壽的秘密是什么?
我每天抽三包煙,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且從來(lái)不曾鍛煉。
哦,真神奇,女士說(shuō)。你高壽?
二十六。
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