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Secret For a Long Life

時(shí)間:2020-09-19 10:56:51 英語(yǔ)笑話 我要投稿

Secret For a Long Life

  A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(門(mén)廊) .

  I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?

  I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.

  Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?

  Twenty-six.

  一位女士走向坐在門(mén)廊的椅子上搖動(dòng)的小老頭。

  我無(wú)意中發(fā)現(xiàn),你是多么幸福,那女士說(shuō)。你幸福而長(zhǎng)壽的秘密是什么?

  我每天抽三包煙,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且從來(lái)不曾鍛煉。

  哦,真神奇,女士說(shuō)。你高壽?

  二十六。

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