搞笑英語笑話

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精選搞笑英語笑話

　　英語笑話既能讓我們開心，也能讓我們學(xué)到英語知識(shí)，今天我們就一起來看看精選搞笑英語笑話吧!

精選搞笑英語笑話

　　精選搞笑英語笑話(一)

　　絕配

　　一位富婆為擁有一只珍貴的古玩而深感驕傲，以至于她竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調(diào)出這個(gè)底色，但是誰也沒有能令那位怪癖的.婦女滿意。

　　最后來了位油漆匠。他非常自信能調(diào)出那種顏色。那婦女對(duì)他的成果非常滿意，油漆匠于是一舉成名。

　　多年以后，他退休了，生意也交給兒子。“爸，”兒子說，“有件事我得弄清楚，您是怎樣使墻的顏色與花瓶配得那么絕的?”

　　“兒子，”父親回答說，“我漆了花瓶。”

　　Perfect Match

　　A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.

　　Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.

　　Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. "Dad," says the son, "there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"

　　"Son," the father replies, "I painted the vase."

　　精選搞笑英語笑話(二)

　　中間戰(zhàn)術(shù)

　　三個(gè)互相爭生意的商店老板在一條林蔭道上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

　　右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的'招牌，上書：“大減價(jià)!”“特便宜!”

　　左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價(jià)!”“大折扣!”

　　中間的商人隨后準(zhǔn)備了一個(gè)大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“入口處”。

　　Midway Tactics

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

　　精選搞笑英語笑話(三)

　　你會(huì)說什么

　　"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且，他只會(huì)說幾個(gè)英語單詞。"

　　法官看了看被告，問道："你會(huì)說多少英文?"

　　被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"

　　How much English can you speak?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

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