精選笑不停英語笑話

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑話可以愉悅我們的心情，以下是小編為大家準(zhǔn)備的精選笑不停英語笑話，一起來爆笑吧!

　　精選笑不停英語笑話(一)

　　瞎子的判斷

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he

　　stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　從前有個瞎子。一天，他正在行路時踩著了一只正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的`尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這只狗可真夠長的。

　　精選笑不停英語笑話(二)

　　狗娘養(yǎng)的

　　my father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. at a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried.我爸比我媽大14歲，最近一直在寫遺囑。一次家宴上，他告訴我們說他為母親以后的生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁的話，家里的房子將歸我們五個孩子所有。"i don't want another s.o.b. toasting his shins around my fireplace," he explained.“我可不愿意另外哪個狗娘養(yǎng)的在我的`火爐旁烤他的狗腿，”他解釋道。with a sly grin, mother

　　cracked, "what makes you think i'd marry another s.o.b?"媽媽狡猾地咧了咧嘴，譏誚道：“你怎么認為我會再嫁給一個狗娘養(yǎng)的?”

　　精選笑不停英語笑話(三)

　　神父，他有AIDS

　　One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.有個女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪...Girl: Father, I have sinned.女孩：神父，我有罪。Preacher: What did you do, little girl?神父：孩子，你犯了什么罪呢?Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."女孩：昨天，我罵了某個男人一句：“你這個狗娘養(yǎng)的。”Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?神父：為什么?他對你做了什么嗎?Girl: He touched my breast.女孩：他...他摸我的胸部。Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)神父：你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.女孩：(因為神父的`舉動而有一些害羞)嗯...是的。Preacher: That s no reason to call him that.神父：只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他。Girl: But he also took off my cloth.女孩：但是...他又把我的衣服脫掉。Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)神父：你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服)Girl: Yes, that s what he did.女孩：是的，是這樣子沒錯。Preacher: That s still no reason to call him that.神父：可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他。Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...女孩：然後...他把他的...那個...放到我的...那個...里面...Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)神父：(奸笑貌)你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父和女孩就那個那個了)

　　Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that s what he did...女孩：(數(shù)分鐘後)喔...是的...就是這樣子...Preacher: My dear girl, that s still no reason to call him a...神父：我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他「你這個...」Girl: But he had AIDS!!女孩：但是他有AIDS呀!Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!神父：那個狗娘養(yǎng)的!!!

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