逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯

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逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯

　　幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小編準(zhǔn)備的逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，一起來(lái)爆笑吧!

逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯

　　逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯(一)

　　A Bad Impression

　　My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you... you editor!"

　　壞印象

　　我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕談話中，我們經(jīng)常給孩子們談到我們的工作。沒(méi)人清楚他們聽(tīng)懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然聽(tīng)到七歲的女兒盧希煩惱地向她五歲的`妹妹喊道：“你，你----你這個(gè)編輯!”

　　逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯(二)

　　What did you buy……

　　Just back from the grocery store, I was unpacking mypurchases when my 15-year-old son walked into kitchen. “What didyou buy that’s good to eat?”

　　“Lots,” I answered. “Grapes, oranges,apples——”

　　“Let me ask itdifferent way，Mom,”he broke in. “What did you buy that’s bad to eat?”

　　——Marcia Levy(Girard，Ohio)

　　你都買(mǎi)了些什么……

　　我剛從食品店回來(lái)，取出所賣(mài)的東西，15歲的兒子走進(jìn)廚房問(wèn)：“你都買(mǎi)了些什么好吃的?”

　　“許多呢。”我回答，“葡萄、桔子、蘋(píng)果——”

　　“讓我用另一種方式問(wèn)你，媽咪。”他打斷了我，“你都買(mǎi)了些什么難吃的東西?”

　　——瑪西婭.利維(吉拉德，俄亥俄州)

　　逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯(三)

　　He Was Only Wrong by Two

　　Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be accepted by the college.

　　One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."

　　Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.

　　At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?"

　　The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."

　　The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."

　　杰克霍金斯是美國(guó)一所學(xué)院的橄欖球隊(duì)教練，他竭力想物色好球員。但是好球員學(xué)業(yè)不行，院方不愿錄取。

　　有一天，教練帶著一位優(yōu)秀的年輕球員去見(jiàn)院長(zhǎng)，希望院方同意他免試入學(xué)。經(jīng)過(guò)一番勸說(shuō)后院長(zhǎng)說(shuō)：“那我最好先問(wèn)問(wèn)他幾個(gè)問(wèn)題。”

　　然后他轉(zhuǎn)向?qū)W生，問(wèn)了幾個(gè)非常簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題�？墒悄莻€(gè)學(xué)生一個(gè)也答不上來(lái)。

　　最后院長(zhǎng)說(shuō)：“那么，五乘七得多少?”

　　學(xué)生想了很久，然后回答說(shuō)：“三十六。”

　　院長(zhǎng)攤開(kāi)雙手失望地看了看教練�？墒墙叹氄J(rèn)真地說(shuō)，“噢，錄取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正確答案多二。”

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