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短篇精品英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
After two weeks of Air Force basic training. I called home. "You wouldn't believe how strict they are," I complained. "They even give demerits for things like not hanging your towel straight or not tightening the cap of your toothpaste properly."
"Well, dear," my mom responded, "don't think of it as basic training. Think of it as Mother's revenge."
經(jīng)過(guò)兩個(gè)星期的空軍基礎(chǔ)訓(xùn)練，我給家里打電話，“你不相信他們的要求是多么的嚴(yán)格，”我抱怨道，“他們甚至對(duì)事情提出過(guò)分的要求，像毛巾掛得不直或牙膏蓋沒(méi)擰緊。”
“好，親愛(ài)的，”媽媽回道，“不要那樣看待基礎(chǔ)訓(xùn)練，把它看作是媽媽的'報(bào)復(fù)吧。”
短篇精品英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she had accumulated through frugal living. "Mother," he said, "you have enough money to last you until you're a hundred."
"And then what'll I do?" she replied.
一位朋友試圖勸他的老媽媽要享用錢(qián)，她通過(guò)節(jié)儉的生活攢下了錢(qián)。“媽媽?zhuān)?rdquo;他說(shuō)，“你有足夠的錢(qián)能讓你用到一百歲。”
“到了一百歲又該怎么辦?”她回答。
短篇精品英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
"John!" Teacher says angrily.
"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken.
"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
"No one is laughing." Teacher says.
"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.
約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺(jué)。今天他又睡著了。
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。
“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學(xué)們都在笑!”老師生氣地說(shuō)。
“沒(méi)有人在笑呀。”其他同學(xué)笑聲地嘀咕。
“不，不是我。我沒(méi)有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。
“嗯，還不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。
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