小孩子之間的英語幽默笑話

　　1. Betty:"I fell last night, unconscious for eight hours."

　　貝蒂：“我昨晚摔了一跤，昏迷了8個(gè)小時(shí)�！�

　　Hetty:"How dreadful! Where did you fall?"

　　赫蒂：“真可怕！你在哪里摔的.？”

　　Betty:"I fell asleep."

　　貝蒂：“我是在睡夢中�！�

　　2. Tommy:"Are flies good to eat?"

　　湯米：“蒼蠅好吃嗎？”

　　Dad:"I don't think so. Why do you ask?"

　　爸爸：“我想不好吃。你為什么這樣問？”

　　Tommy:"There was one in your pie."

　　湯米：“剛才你的餡餅里面有一只�！�

　　3. Mother:"Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?"

　　媽媽：“今天放學(xué)后，你為什么要被留下來，約翰尼？”

　　Johnny:"Teacher told us to write an essay on 'The Result of Laziness', and I turned in an blank sheet of paper."

　　約翰尼：“老師讓我們寫一篇作文《懶惰的后果》，我交了一張白紙�！�

　　4. I was putting cream on my face when my little girl asked what I was doing. I explained that it was good for wrinkles.

　　我向臉上抹面霜時(shí)，小女兒問我在干什么。我解釋說這種面霜對皺紋有好處。

　　"It's sure doing a great job, mommy," she replied."You are getting more of them."

　　她回答說：“媽媽，它肯定很管用。你的皺紋越來越多了�！�

　　5. One wet, windy weekend I was returning to Alaska, on a ferry, filled with visitors. I overheard a tourist ask a young boy,"Doesn't it ever stop raining around here?"

　　一個(gè)風(fēng)雨交加的周末，我乘渡船回阿拉斯加州，船上擠滿了游客。我聽到一名游客問一個(gè)小男孩：“這里的雨從來沒停過嗎？”

　　"I don't know," came the reply, "I'm only seven years old."

　　“我不知道，”男孩回答說，“我才7歲。”

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