動(dòng)物英語(yǔ)笑話

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動(dòng)物英語(yǔ)笑話

　　A thesis advisor 論文導(dǎo)師是誰(shuí)

動(dòng)物英語(yǔ)笑話

　　It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

　　Fox: "What are you working on?"

　　Rabbit: "My thesis."

　　Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"

　　Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

　　Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."

　　Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."

　　They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.

　　Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

　　Wolf: "What's that you're writing?"

　　Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."

　　Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

　　Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

　　The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

　　Inside the rabbit's burrow: In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

　　It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject.

　　It doesn't matter what you use for data.

　　What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.

　　這是一個(gè)陽(yáng)光燦爛的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外，在打字機(jī)上敲敲打打。這時(shí)一只散步的狐貍走了過來(lái)。

　　狐貍：“你在做什么呢?”

　　兔子：“寫我的論文。”

　　狐貍：“唔，是關(guān)于什么的?”

　　兔子：“噢，我在寫兔子是怎樣吃掉狐貍的。”

　　狐貍：“你太搞笑了吧!誰(shuí)都知道兔子不吃狐貍。”

　　兔子：“兔子當(dāng)然吃，我能證明的。跟我來(lái)。”

　　它們一起消失在兔子的洞穴里，幾分鐘后只有兔子獨(dú)自出來(lái)了。它回到打字機(jī)前繼續(xù)敲打。

　　很快，一只狼走了過來(lái)，停下看著兔子奮力工作。