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假日英語(yǔ)笑話
A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航游
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100. After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment.
Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."
"I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."
一愚笨之人讀到一則假日巡航游只須花100元的廣告。在他簽了字付了款后，旅游經(jīng)紀(jì)人用棒猛擊了他一下，把他打昏了過(guò)去，并把他從后門(mén)扔進(jìn)了河里。不久又來(lái)了一個(gè)人，付了錢(qián)并得到了相同的待遇。
十五分鐘后，這兩個(gè)人一起向河的下游漂去。第一個(gè)人說(shuō)：“不知道他們這次巡航游是否提供食物。”
“不知道，”第二個(gè)人說(shuō)道，“去年是沒(méi)有的。”
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